"do you have any idea how much money I make??"

[Slytovhand]

When I was doing my training for the servo, I was stationed in one of the richest suburbs in Melbourne. The manager told me of the time Rich Bastard came in with BMW and tried to use a 4c discount voucher. It declined, and upon closer inspection, you could see someone had used a black marker to 'alter' the date (too bad it's the barcode that counts). Anyways - his excuse was that 'his son must have done it".

yeah - sure! that's why you can afford a bmw.....

[Dips]

It's not how much they MAKE; it's how much they SPEND.

If it's not going into my pocket or my company's pocket, the amount of money they MAKE isn't going to impress me.

[technical.angel]

I had the "Do you know who I am??" only once. He tried to convince me to sell him something after hours, which was a big no no in the mall.

"Do you know who I am???"
"No, sir. Even if I did, I still couldn't sell you anything."

He strormed off to the cheepo stand next to us, where the guy there was more than willing to sell to him.. so I turned the tables a bit, and call the mall office on him.

[gunsage]

The best part about "Do you know who I am" is that it can easily be turned into a threat.

SC: "Do you have ANY idea who I am?!"
Me: "Do you know who I am?"
SC: (snooty, scoffy) "Pff, no. Why?"
Me: "Well, that's a shame, really. You're going to want to know for your impending assault report." *crack knuckles*

[BusBus]

I usually deal with the very opposite complaint: that the customer does not make much money at all..

-But I'm a stuuuuuuuuuuuuudent!
-But I'm on disabilityyyyyyyyyyyyy!

If money was a concern, then they wouldn't even be blessing my business with their presence. We don't provide essential services.

[MadMike]

It declined, and upon closer inspection, you could see someone had used a black marker to 'alter' the date (too bad it's the barcode that counts).

Wow, I never had a customer that brazen. The closest thing to that I witnessed was coupons that had the expiration dates cut off. And since my store didn't have scanners, I don't know what, if anything, we did about it.