Maybe we're just hiding the Pickles from you...

[Imogene]

Does it come in any other colors other than brown?

You should ask Kusanagi that question...
By the way, yes, it comes in ivory suede, but you specifically ordered the brown corduroy!

[BookstoreEscapee]

Does he like Polish dills? Cuz I have a jar I got by accident (meant to grab kosher) and I don't like them. I didn't realize they were the wrong ones until I took a bite. He can have 'em.

And for some reason the phrase "unattainable pickles" made me giggle a bit.

[Zipporah]

This guy was incredibly rude and had an undeserved sense of entitlement. Consumers in general tend to be ridiculous when it comes to petty things like, well, pickles.

My father used to work at a grocery store as a teen and he always theorized that some people have nothing else to do but complain and be nasty to people who can't fight back.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Geez, he was rather dickish.

As for his unattainable pickles....they make pills to treat that nowadays.