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Old 07-04-2018, 12:52 PM
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Speaking of "complimentary after-dinner things," there's a cafe in the next suburb over from me that seems to have a "complimentary" hookah/shisha service
"Combination hookah and coffeemaker! Also makes julienne fries!" [cookies for ref]
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Old 07-04-2018, 02:12 PM
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"Combination hookah and coffeemaker! Also makes julienne fries!" [cookies for ref]
Disney's "Aladdin."

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Old 07-04-2018, 06:55 PM
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"Will not break! Will not break...!" [breaks] "It broke!"
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Old 07-04-2018, 07:38 PM
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"Will not break! Will not break...!" [breaks] "It broke!"
"Ohh, look at this! I've never seen one of these intact before! This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware. Listen!" (thpppbt) "Ah! Still good!"
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Old 07-04-2018, 08:00 PM
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You know, there's an alternate ending to the film that reveals the merchant was the Genie in disguise all along, narrating the tale.

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Old 07-04-2018, 08:33 PM
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You know, there's an alternate ending to the film the reveals the merchant was the Genie in disguise all along, narrating the tale.
Aladdin and the Prince of Theives bookends that opening scene.
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