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Old 06-21-2018, 03:35 PM
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Default Ummm...hot dog water??

Would you buy this? Have any of you in Canada bought this?

https://thetakeout.com/performance-a...tre-1826918872
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Old 06-21-2018, 03:58 PM
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Mmmm ... Much much better than common dog water, collected off undistinguished fire hydrants and tree trunks.
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Did you read the last two paragraphs?
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Old 06-22-2018, 03:16 AM
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I like that website. I personally would be more interested in buying boiled peanut water which I do drink because salt. But nobody needs to market that to me. I think the whole hot dog water idea makes a very good point about marketing. I had heard of raw water and I couldn't believe it.
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Old 06-22-2018, 06:04 PM
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I had heard of raw water and I couldn't believe it.
Then you should try the "Brooklyn Bar Menu Generator".

http://www.brooklynbarmenus.com/

I just pulled it up and got the following:

spicy watermelon 18
palmed plum & miniature rice 16
butter 12
hazelnuts 10
kale croquettes 8
ham with locally-sourced rye jam & seasonal arugula 14
lime 14
natural watercress 10
lamb 9
blistered pepper sliders & awakened orecchiette 14

So I refreshed and got this:

kraut waffle & rubbed peach 10
marrow 17
pepper & water crumble 18
seasonal lime toast 18
shell bean pancake 18
homemade pork belly & quickened fennel souffle 11
gravlax & japanese bluefish 14
winter farfalle pate with country ramp pie 17
beer-braised kale 14
palmed corn & sungold toss 12
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*giggling madly at "awakened orecchiette"* I'd completely forgotten about that menu generator.

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Old 06-23-2018, 04:08 AM
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Mmmm ... Much much better than common dog water, collected off undistinguished fire hydrants and tree trunks.
I wonder if either the common dog water or the hot dog water was collected from the Hot Dog Man...
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That Brooklyn Bar Menu thing is hilarious. Don't eat or drink while you use that site.

"Sprouted water"
"Booze souffle"
"Free-range seaweed"
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Old 07-01-2018, 01:39 AM
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Oh is this like Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water?
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