First there was My Immortal

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

i ran into da pubic bathroom and startd slittin my rists wiv a pencil erasor

1. She said "pubic." Tee hee hee.
2. Coincidentally, I tried to slit my wrists with a pencil eraser after the first paragraph of this shit. It may surprise you to learn it didn't work.

Just then my cellphone rang with the ringtone funerl of herts by HIM (if yoiu dnt lknow hu they are you can fuckoff cause they are the most hardcore heavy metal bnd ever and i would fuk ville valo teh lead singer)

I'd like you to meet my good friend blas. I believe she has something to say to you.

[mattm04]

Cam back brain, I didn't me to hurt you. Pleeeeeese

WTF was that?was that supposed to be a story? My cat could do better.

[Sliceanddice]

i cant spell worth crap but the way that person spells makes me seem like a english teacher... or a spelling bee campion

[Ree]

my mom (who was a exotic dancer who dieyd just befor i was sborn so I never really met her)

Now, that is funny!

[The Gatekeeper]

Hmm...where to start?

Oh I know! By never clicking on a link that Irv provides again!

Holy crap!

Please let it be satire.

Otherwise I think one of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse fancies themselves a writer.

[SteeleDragon78]

irv, for that piece of "literature" i'm going to have to disembowel you with a frozen herring. im still cleaning up brain drippings from the mass suicide my braincells just committed. thanks now i must got

[Soulstealer]

I never got past the spelling warning. Considering your title makes it sound similar to My Immortal (which I only got a few paragraphs into except for that one youtube video which I regret) I'm glad I didn't read it.

[cinema guy]

and fanks 2 mel 4 helpin me wiv da spellin!!!1

Mel, whoever you are, you have a lot to answer for.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Just then my cellphone rang with the ringtone funerl of herts by HIM (if yoiu dnt lknow hu they are you can fuckoff cause they are the most hardcore heavy metal bnd ever and i would fuk ville valo teh lead singer)

*dies* *magically revives*

She really believes that? -.- There is no hope for the youth of today.

Btw, Ville Valo was the guy who threw a flowerpot at someone; that is so not hardcore. XD

[PepperElf]

Hell I've written better stories myself, even posted one at fanfiction.net

[Yfandes]

no no its satire right? Clever witty satire railing against all the drivel out there?
It has to be with "Bulimia" spelled correctly in the name. Phew!
Right? please tell me I'm right?
please?

[MannersMakethMan]

I see someone's started the monkey and typewriter experiment then.

If it's real, then I may have to die from the shock of such an abuse of the English language.

On the other hand, if you're not going to take it too seriously, there are some cheap laughs to be had

he was liztn 2 rap on his ipoo

I feel dirty just quoting that...

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

he was liztn 2 rap on his ipoo

So he was listening to...crap, on his...crap.

Ha ha! I guess that is the secret; don't take it too seriously.

[Evil Queen]

Irv, your ass is going back into the Dungeon and NEVER COMING OUT AGAIN!

no no its satire right? Clever witty satire railing against all the drivel out there?
It has to be with "Bulimia" spelled correctly in the name. Phew!
Right? please tell me I'm right?
please?

You can blame this mystery "mel" for "helpin me wiv da spellin!!!1"

...jo.

It makes me feel so good that my writing skills are not as shitty as this. I highly doubt it's satire though. Otherwise there would have been a warning in the profile or something.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Irv, your ass is going back into the Dungeon and NEVER COMING OUT AGAIN!

That's what you think.