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    It was the night before the Fourth and the hotel was booked up. I get a call from a woman asking me to call a local eatery to change their resercation from 2 people to four. Normally I would calmly inform them of the phone book in their room and let them do it themselves, but she sounded a little too drunk to handle it. So I do so the hostess says no problem but they will have to seat them in the bar.

    I call the room to inform them but alas no answer, I go out and sure enough they are sitting in front of their rooms drinking wine. I approach them and this conversation ensues

    NH:Nice Husband
    NW:Nice Wife
    DL: The drunk lady who called me
    DH: DL's drunk hubby
    Me: Totally Adorable

    Me: Were one of you the lady who called to ask me to change the reservation
    DL:Yes, is everything okay?
    NW: You made the front desk clerk change the reservation, that is rude. I'm sorry she did that.
    Me: No prob they say they can change the res but you will be seated at the bar
    DL: I don't mind, that's fine
    NH: You walked all the way out here to tell us this. Bless your heart. (Hands me a 5$ bill
    DL:Thank you (pulls out another 5 and hands it over)
    DH: I wanna be seated at the table, not a bar stool
    Me: They have tables in the bar
    DH: They better if we get seated at the bar, I'm coming back and taking my tip back
    NW: You just shut your mouth, that was uncalled for
    NH: Thank you for your help, don't worry about him, he's drunk
    DL: Yes thank you, I'm sorry for my hubby
    DH: I just don't wanna be seated at the bar, what's her problem?

    I walked off hearing the pleasant sounds of the other three berating DH for his rude behavior.
    Last edited by TruthHurts; 07-26-2006, 02:37 AM.
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  • #2
    Thank goodness for the sober people, huh?
    At least if they're seated at the bar the drunks will be closer to their liqour.
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    • #3
      Yeah, they totally NEED to be seated at the bar. DUH on them.
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      • #4
        Makes it easier for the bartender to fling free peanuts at their heads. Less distance=greater accuracy. Plus, you only have to reach out a few feet to pull their head down into the bar, as opposed to walking out to the table to do so...
        (No, I don't condone these acts. Unless, of course, they are deserved.)
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        • #5
          In his case, I totally condone it. I've dealt with my fair share of drunks in a hotel environment and I really think that those experiences are what made me hate stupid people so much.
          "The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts." - Steven Wright

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