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A little boy, who lived on a farm, comes home from school, in a really foul mood. As he's walking to the house, he sees a chicken crossing his path. He takes out his frustrations on the chicken, and kicks it.
A few steps further, he sees a pig, and kicks it as well.
As soon as he gets in the house, his mother tells him, "I saw you kick that chicken and that pig. For kicking the chicken, you'll have no eggs for a week. And for kicking the pig, you'll have no bacon for a week."
The kid is about to say something in protest, when his father walks in the front door. The father is also in a bad mood, and kicks the cat.
The kid looks at his mother, and says, "Do you want to tell him, or should I?"
A few steps further, he sees a pig, and kicks it as well.
As soon as he gets in the house, his mother tells him, "I saw you kick that chicken and that pig. For kicking the chicken, you'll have no eggs for a week. And for kicking the pig, you'll have no bacon for a week."
The kid is about to say something in protest, when his father walks in the front door. The father is also in a bad mood, and kicks the cat.
The kid looks at his mother, and says, "Do you want to tell him, or should I?"