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**wynjara** · 01-29-2008, 10:53 PM

Why is there a camel?

**GingerBiscuit** · 01-30-2008, 05:30 PM

"I DON'T want to see your penis!"
"But I drew a happy face on it and everything!"

**draftermatt** · 01-31-2008, 11:50 AM

They had better pay the piper or the piper's gonna get pissed off and quit

**Becks** · 02-01-2008, 03:17 AM

"I need a tall guy to feel along my rack!!"

**Dreamstalker** · 02-02-2008, 03:23 PM

"I like to drink seltzer water on weekends."

**Xieg** · 02-02-2008, 06:04 PM

"It's wet, drippy, and slithering on its own. Should I throw it out now?"

**Dark-Star** · 02-02-2008, 11:44 PM

"Wait - you're telling me that you can make a BOMB out of WATER?!?"

(sidenote: in all honesty, anyone can! it's a very simple process.

)

**RetailActress** · 02-03-2008, 01:22 AM

"She got that so-called degree of hers on the intercom."

**RetailActress** · 02-03-2008, 01:24 AM

"That shows a lot more of the pink."

**Spiffy McMoron** · 02-03-2008, 01:55 AM

"I wasn't sure if you'd be pissed or happy if I sent that."
"Pissed?!? No! I want to frame that!"

**coldcupofjoe** · 02-03-2008, 04:00 PM

G--damnit! I just broke off my nipple...

**Jadedcarguy** · 02-05-2008, 02:58 AM

"I made $100 this weekend!!"

"How many shots did it take to get the taste out of your mouth?"

"I hate you."

**Rapscallion** · 02-06-2008, 07:12 PM

"Dear diary, today I scarred the brain of an innocent young badger - again. It was sort of fun."

Rapscallion

**crazylegs** · 02-06-2008, 08:26 PM

So, essentially, we're going to spend three hours looking for a wanker?

**Beautiful_Tragedy** · 02-06-2008, 10:29 PM

I will beat you with a rolled up newspaper!! Now get under your register!

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