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Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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It's drying out so it can join its first meeting of AA.Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
Who will be my budding best buddy?Comment
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I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Angelina . . . and hopefully she'll be full of hot airQuoth DesignFox View PostThe new girl, Rose.
What will they name the next hurricane?
Why can't I get this laptop to run the recovery tonight?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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You can't help it until it admits it has a problem.
What's the meaning of 42?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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That's the coordinates where you can find your towel.Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
Why am I still awake?!I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Because the space ferretts are poking you.Quoth XCashier View Post
Why does no one ever arrive here on time?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Because they keep turning left at Albequerque.Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
What's your game like?Comment
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Shiny.
Why is the sea green?1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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http://orchidcolors.livejournal.com (A blog about everything and nothing)Comment
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Well it was blue until somebody peed in it...
Do you want a knuckle sandwich?
I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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No thanks, I'd prefer a BLT.
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
My LiveJournal
A page we can all agree with!Comment
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I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Because the mind is already wasted . . . time is the next to goQuoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
How would one put time in a bottle?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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http://orchidcolors.livejournal.com (A blog about everything and nothing)Comment
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