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  • Two groaners my customers told me today

    What do you call an owl that's a magician?
    Whoo-dini!

    Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side amputated?
    He's all right now.

    I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
    My LiveJournal
    A page we can all agree with!

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    Talk about left behind.

    Did you hear about the all-owl TV mystery?
    It's a real who-dunit.
    This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

    I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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    • #3
      And one my husband came up with:

      I started a Scandinavian stamp collection, but I couldn't Finnish.
      I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
      My LiveJournal
      A page we can all agree with!

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      • #4
        Is there Norway you could Finnish? What if I Sweden the deal and offer a Danish?
        This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

        I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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