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  • I Don't Want to Receive a Greeting Card like These

    OS: Outside
    IS: Inside

    OS: Dear ex, when I look back at our relationship, I'm reminded of William Shakespeare's quote, "It is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all."
    IS: What a load of horse manure!
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    OS: Thank you friend for helping me on my religious journey
    IS: Every time you drive, I pray to God that we all don't die.
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    OS: Dear coworker, we would like to wish you to get well soon.
    IS: We'd like to, but we try not to lie whenever possible.
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    OS: Uncle, you truly are a wonder of nature.
    IS: Just like the cicada, I only see you once every 17 years.
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    OS: Dear classmate, your face reminds me of the sun.
    IS: It hurts my eyes every time I look at it.
    This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

    I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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    There was one that I made for my mum a few years ago through publisher.

    Outside: dear mum, now that I've grown up...
    Inside: I can see how short you are.

    The kicker was that at the time, I really WAS taller than my mother!
    The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

    Now queen of USSR-Land...

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    • #3
      Quoth fireheart View Post
      ... I really WAS taller than my mother!
      ... but not since she took you off at the knees...
      I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
      Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
      Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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      • #4
        Party Rat

        BD card I saw back in the '90s. Had a nasty-looking rat wearing a party hat....

        OS: Party Rat says, "The hands of Time move fast"
        IS: and it looks like they've been slapping the sh*t outta you!

        P*S

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        • #5
          OS: Dear husband, we've been married for 50 years...
          IS: ... and not once did you compliment my home cooking!

          OS: Dear son, we've had you in our lives for 40 wonderful years...
          IS: ... Don't you think it's time for you to get your own place?

          OS: Dear daughter, we've felt happy for you when you married your husband.
          IS: We'd now feel even happier if you divorced that son of a b****!
          cindybubbles (👧 ❤️ 🎂 )

          Enter Cindyland here!

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          • #6
            OS: You are like the clouds in the sky.

            IS: When you leave it is a beautiful day.
            "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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            • #7
              OS: Honey, you remind me of the moon.

              IS: I don't want to see you a certain time of the month.
              This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

              I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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