Quoth Geek King
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No. We don't have that condom.
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About allergies or not, maybe it was an allergy or maybe he missunderstood dislike of them, different brands DO have different feelings and smells. my bf and I dislike most brand's smell so we mostly buy Johnson & Johnson which has a pleasant smell to us.
Quoth Geek King View PostYes, my brain is inserting <censer> instead of the real word.
Please make my brain stop. Its starting to scare me.
I loved that series, I hated it when it was cancelled.I pet animals, I rescue insects, I hug trees.
"I picture the lead singer of Gwar screaming 'People of Japan, look at my balls! My swinging pendulous balls!!!'" -- Khyras
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Quoth Greenday View PostSounds like a BS excuse to me. Allergic to Durex indeed. Durex is better than Trojan anyway.
The worst was some brand that had an asian name, I think it was Kimono. God, those things were feckin' uncomfortable.
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Quoth Jadedcarguy View PostI can't be GK. My way with words is inadequate and the great white north scares me.
Quoth MinimaMagistra View PostNo. Nothing labled "flavored" with a sexual purpose has any realistic resemblance to what it's supposed to resemble. It makes for some remarkable taste sensations, to be sure. But "strawberry" anything should in no way be described as "firey hell-pain", which was as accurate a phrase as I could find.
Learned somethign new this morning.
And may I giggle at "firey hell-pain"?Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
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Quoth NotSoInnocent View PostYou have mint???? I have banana and chocolate... hmmmm... Mint Chocolate Banana Split flavored condoms.
Oh dear Gods.
I'll leave it at that...
Now if only that could cure my gag reflex.
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Quoth NotSoInnocent View PostBlame it on my sleep deprivation... The result of a broken condom is currently suffering from colic. And I'm suffering along with him. (*breaks down in tears* Oh WHY won't you stop crying!!! ) I'm ok... really.
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Quoth Geek King View PostSo I read this line, and my mind just starts running off on it's own:
...and it will be a manly <censering>, a <censering> for the the ages. A <censering> so grand and wonderful that it will be written of in <censer> textbooks and discussed by <censer> classes for years to come. <Censer> professionals will debate the <censering> impact that this <censer> will have on <censering> for the remaining history of <censering>.
Yes, my brain is inserting <censer> instead of the real word.
Please make my brain stop. Its starting to scare me.
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Quoth trunks2k View PostI tend to prefer Trojan myself. Durex seems to be slightly thicker."I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone, that someone is probably the last person you should ask." - House
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Quoth NotSoInnocent View PostThe result of a broken condom is currently suffering from colic. And I'm suffering along with him.
Also, I second Tria's suggestion of running the vacuumn - that one worked for my son very well.
Sending happy peaceful sleep thoughts to you and little BoogerButt.
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Quoth justZu View PostWhen my nephew had colic, my sis-in-law would strap him in his baby seat and put him on top of the dryer while it ran. The sound and motion always soothed him, just watch out that the baby seat doesn't get vibrated too close to the edge.
Also, I second Tria's suggestion of running the vacuumn - that one worked for my son very well.
Sending happy peaceful sleep thoughts to you and little BoogerButt.hea·then [hee-thuhn] noun
1. an unconverted individual that does not acknowledge the God of the Bible.
2. an irreligious, uncultured, or uncivilized person.
3. the children of NotSoInnocent.
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Quoth Bliss View PostI don't know how young or old you are, but you reminded me of a Murphy Brown epissode where Corky Sherwood is accussed of plagiarizing a book, and as part of the trial evidence in her favor she reads her diary with comments on her creative process plus embarassing comments on her coworkers and husband. And every time there's a curse she reads "beep", so the lawyer objects to the censoring and the Judge tells her it's a legal hearing, she must read the journal as it is.. and she tells him "Oh but that's how the journal IS written" and he shows it to the judge who raises his eyebrows and shaking his head in disbelief responds "So it is!"....The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
"Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
Hoc spatio locantur.
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I like the mint flavored Durex condoms.
Ya know the old trick about sucking on an Altoid and then going down on your partner?
Well it kinda feels like that. For me anyways. My boyfriend refuses to wear condoms. So he isn't getting any until he changes his mind. I even reminded him that birth control fails; I'M LIVING PROOF THAT THE PILL CAN FAIL, and if the pill can fail, so can the shot. And I don't want any kids....
Ok sorry for the overshare, I'm rather tense and frustrated. *Dies*.You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth
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