Nonsensical Ranting - GraveKeeper, I believe your "customer" just called me

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I did have a woman rambling to me tonight about how badly her country (USA) was treating her. See, she only had a bill from my company and getting collection calls, because everyone in the USA is treating her badly. I just doodled while she rambled.

Me too? Muahahahahahaha.......

[Gravekeeper]

He seems convinced that Prince Charles is the son of Satan and the Anti-Christ. I'm not sure why this is as he's never elaborated on the actual mechanics. Just that Prince Charles is the Anti-Christ and has his own private army of international pedophile spies. -.-

[myswtghst]

Ok, GK still wins. And I think (no offense GK!) that I might be glad if that was my 15 minutes, and they're over now. Granted, the two calls took almost a half hour...but still. Just the general lack of sense to his rant, and all the repeating without listening made me think of some of the DTA rants, ya know?

[BookstoreEscapee]

"gay homosexuals"? as opposed to what? Straight homosexuals?

on a side note, what the hell is with the friggen' pants with the words on the ass???

Speaking of pedophiles...I once saw a girl who couldn't have been more than 10 years old, wearing sweatpants with 2 handprints on the ass...just imagining what might go through the wrong person's head gives me the creeps.

[myswtghst]

"gay homosexuals"? as opposed to what? Straight homosexuals?

You know, I wondered that myself. I just didn't really want to ask, given that the answer would probably take him another 5 minutes to spit out, without making a lick of sense.

[king4aday]

"gay homosexuals"? as opposed to what? Straight homosexuals?

wow...to make my world even more confusing...its hard to find a date now...imagine if I had to compete with straight homos........

[Broomjockey]

Well, I can think of two semi-logical explanations for "straight homosexual" as a term.

1) Bi-sexual.
2) A gay person who got a "hetero-marriage" either for convenience or denial.

Yes/no?

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

You know, I wondered that myself. I just didn't really want to ask, given that the answer would probably take him another 5 minutes to spit out, without making a lick of sense.

I might be interested, if for no reason other than to hear his logic tie him up and open the trap door underneath him.

[Ironclad Alibi]

He seems convinced that Prince Charles is the son of Satan and the Anti-Christ. I'm not sure why this is as he's never elaborated on the actual mechanics. Just that Prince Charles is the Anti-Christ and has his own private army of international pedophile spies. -.-

So which is the woman, Satan or the Anti-Christ?

Since Prince Charles is the son of the Anti-Christ, and the Anti-Chirst,.... why am I reminded of the song "I'm My Own Grandpa"?

[Gravekeeper]

Ok, GK still wins. And I think (no offense GK!) that I might be glad if that was my 15 minutes, and they're over now. Granted, the two calls took almost a half hour...but still. Just the general lack of sense to his rant, and all the repeating without listening made me think of some of the DTA rants, ya know?

I reluctantly accept my Crown of Suffering back. ;p

They're being especially cruel tonight. I've been neigh stunned twice already tonight by statements so stupid I think I burst a blood vessel in my head.

[myswtghst]

Yeah. I get run of the mill, and sometimes even extra special, stupidity every day. But that was just....wow. Which is why it reminded me of you, as you seem to bear the brunt of the world's stupidest callers.