Chronicles of a Porn store Vol.2(NSFW)

[Shironu-Akaineko]

"You just gotta pull out and your girl wont get pregnant"

Let's just not mention pre-ejaculatory fluid at all k?

Yeah this don't work.
How do I know?

I'm here, aren't I?

[pyxee]

The Lion's Den that I used to go to was actually pretty nice...for a porn shop. They keep things in order, and was well lit inside. The outside was a different story though. The store was out in the middle of nowhere about 15 miles from the nearest town, along I-44.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I have the urge to go porn shop hopping again.

I just did some "window shopping" with the b/f a couple of weeks ago . . I did notice some items at Adam & Eve that I found interesting . . .

We also have another chain called Priscilla's that carries pretty much the same items - their prices seem a bit more reasonable overall though.

Either way, it's fun.

[fma_fanatic]

Same here. After all, SO did get me a gift certificate to Doctor John's for Christmas.

[Dreamstalker]

There used to be a small local shop here in town (Grand Opening). Interestingly, I heard about it from one of my coworkers at the time who knew the owner. Everything was very tasteful and the owner had little tolerance for pervs (Fetish Diva Midori was a friend of hers and taught a few Japanese bondage classes there...quite fun). They closed down awhile ago.

[PepperElf]

and if you're into kinky... yes there is a "Hello Kitty Vibrator"

Ok so it's not really sold as a vibe.. it's marketed as a "Neck massager" but we all know people don't really use it for that.
http://www.kittyhell.com/2007/05/08/...itty-vibrator/ (originally made by Genyo Co.)
http://www.kittyhell.com/2007/11/04/...brator-reborn/ (resissued by Sanrio themselves, and in 4 colors- pink, red, purple, and black)

[Dreamstalker]

I've seen that thing...JList.com even has a version to go on a keychain O_o

[Cyphr]

fun game see what combinations of items can actually scare the attentdant... an example being a tumb of theat numbing lube and one dozen dildos of large er.. proportions

[Becks]

I've seen that thing...JList.com even has a version to go on a keychain O_o

Interesting. Should be fun to add to my keychain collection.

[poofy_puff]

There used to be a small local shop here in town (Grand Opening). Interestingly, I heard about it from one of my coworkers at the time who knew the owner. Everything was very tasteful and the owner had little tolerance for pervs (Fetish Diva Midori was a friend of hers and taught a few Japanese bondage classes there...quite fun). They closed down awhile ago.

I remember Grand Opening, I bought some things there when they, er, first opened. That is where I got my Hitachi Magic Wand. I got the attachment for it at Good Vibrations in SF. I can't remember what was the name of the place in Chinatown on Washington Street (at the end of Beech Street), which is long been torn down, but they had some good stuff there too. Oh, and Peter's Palace in Portsmouth NH used to be good, too, but now it's just magazines.

and if you're into kinky... yes there is a "Hello Kitty Vibrator"

Ok so it's not really sold as a vibe.. it's marketed as a "Neck massager" but we all know people don't really use it for that.
http://www.kittyhell.com/2007/05/08/...itty-vibrator/ (originally made by Genyo Co.)
http://www.kittyhell.com/2007/11/04/...brator-reborn/ (resissued by Sanrio themselves, and in 4 colors- pink, red, purple, and black)

I do use the Magic wand on my feet sometimes.... KINKEEEEE!

I have a small Hello-Kitty item collection, so I'll have to check eBay if I can't find it new (but if I get it used I'm not sticking it in myself!).

[Interior Desecrator]

and if you're into kinky... yes there is a "Hello Kitty Vibrator"

Ok so it's not really sold as a vibe.. it's marketed as a "Neck massager" but we all know people don't really use it for that.
http://www.kittyhell.com/2007/05/08/...itty-vibrator/ (originally made by Genyo Co.)
http://www.kittyhell.com/2007/11/04/...brator-reborn/ (resissued by Sanrio themselves, and in 4 colors- pink, red, purple, and black)

My b/f has threatened to get me that for every major holiday since we started dating. I know one of these days, he's gonna be serious. Just hope I get the purple one!

[SportinGoods]

That sure would be good for camping trips (not during a thunderstorm, though)! I am not sure if there are any good ones like that on the market. Most of the sex toys you see in typical porn-shops are on the order of gag-gift (again no pun intended!) quality. If you want something decent, expect to spend $50-$100 at the low end. And of course there's always the produce section of the supermarket.

I got lucky, my favorite runs like 8 bucks, and the last one lasted 4 years. Regular old cheap waterproof pocket rocket (Not the brand name, just the type.)

[DGoddessChardonnay]

and if you're into kinky... yes there is a "Hello Kitty Vibrator"

Ok so it's not really sold as a vibe.. it's marketed as a "Neck massager" but we all know people don't really use it for that.
http://www.kittyhell.com/2007/05/08/...itty-vibrator/ (originally made by Genyo Co.)
http://www.kittyhell.com/2007/11/04/...brator-reborn/ (resissued by Sanrio themselves, and in 4 colors- pink, red, purple, and black)

I'll google later and see who is selling that online . . .

I do have a birthday coming up next month . . .

[Rapscallion]

[Jayne]"I could stand to hear a little more."[/Jayne]

Rapscallion

[Dave1982]

"You just gotta pull out and your girl wont get pregnant"

You know, this sort of stupidity reminds me of an episode of one of those court tv shows (Judge Mathis). I don't usually watch this stuff but it's pretty much all that we can get in the break rook during the day. I don't recall the particulars of the case, but this line stuck out. Dumbass claimed he couldn't be the father because "I only had relations with her 3 or 4 times."


Judge: I'd like to inform you, sir, that it only takes ONE time.

Pwned.