I'd have said only if the evidence would suggest you killed Col. Mustard in the dining room with the revolver...
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostQualifications
SC: “If you can’t help me then don’t answer the phone! <click>”
I’d be letting it ring for quite some time then as I have no experience and certainly no qualifications in removing large, dead land mammals from the deep within the human rectum.
I hear they're also working on a feature that will let you know what they intend to do when they hang up...that way, if you are the type of person to make suggestions and see that they are the type of caller who does not listen to suggestions, you can prevent wasting time and breath on the mouth breather on the other end."I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful Dead
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Quoth PepperElf View PostI usually use Delta myself but... if they're really anal there's always "D as in Donkey show"
(i'm feeling snarky-but-fun today)
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostI don't think a rat is big enough to be played like a drum and get any kind of real noise out of. So it'd probably be more like a wind instrument.....
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostWin button is full of Win.I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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Quoth friendofjimmyk View PostDon't you know that the caller ID feature on phones these days not only includes the caller's name and number but also their reason for calling you?GK/Kara/Jester fangirl.
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Quoth tollbaby View PostErrr.... I work in a call centre, and our phones *do* do this... Seriously. They have to choose a series of options on the automated line first, and then when they get to us, that series of options pops up on our caller ID, telling us what they want to talk about LOL So there.
... all my caller ID tells me is which hotel forwarded it or if it's a gen res which brand they called.If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song
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Quoth tollbaby View PostErrr.... I work in a call centre, and our phones *do* do this... Seriously. They have to choose a series of options on the automated line first, and then when they get to us, that series of options pops up on our caller ID, telling us what they want to talk about LOL So there.
People are constantly hitting the emergency option ( Which is ONLY if you've been arrested or badly injured while in Canada. Period. It states this bluntly. ) to get through to me on the embassy lines only to ask me some retarded question about their passport expiration or something.
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"Jester, I have an opportunity for you." Uh oh. What does he want me to clean? "It 's a chance for you to make some extra money." Crap, it must be really gross!
-Jester
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Oh yes, and it's
A for Gardener (Ava Gardner)
B for mutton
C for miles
D for dumb
E for braun
F for vescent
G for police
H for 'ollyock
I for the engine driver
J for orange
K for restaurant
L for leather
M for Sis
N for eggs
O for the wings, for the wings, of a dove
P for heaven's sake, you must be bursting
Q for ages
R for Askey (or use the surname of any other famous person whose first name is Arthur)
S for Ofarim (same as R, but first name Esther)
T for Two, and 2 for tea
U for is Spanish for grape
V for is a rocket
W for two Spanish grapes
X for girlfriend
Y for the love of God did you have to say that?
Zee for miles, but in HollandLast edited by Bagga; 02-14-2008, 05:37 AM.
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostMany of our lines have automated menus before you get through to us but callers tend to ignore it completely and press whatever button gets them a live operator. Even if that button is clearly stated as "FOR EMERGENCY ONLY".
People are constantly hitting the emergency option ( Which is ONLY if you've been arrested or badly injured while in Canada. Period. It states this bluntly. ) to get through to me on the embassy lines only to ask me some retarded question about their passport expiration or something.Girls do not exist on the intarweb.
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1) You don’t know what software you have.
2) You don’t know what your phone number is.
3) You can’t read.
Apparently the only qualifications for working for <chain of convenience stores> at 4am are a pulse and opposable thumbs. Though I guess even that last one is negotiable if this woman is any indication.
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