So my friends and I were bar hopping last night, and we ended up at some little rock themed bar where everyone appeared to be stoned or heavily sedated.
The band got on stage and started singing their biggest smash hits. One titled "I wanna take you to a gay bar" and the other being "I got something to stick in you".
My friend and I were trying to get the attention of the bartender, who looked just as stoned as all the customers, when this guy appeared out of nowhere and started hassling my friend. He was totally incoherent and I had no idea what the hell he was saying.
We finally got our drinks, and then he leaned over the bar, almost fell over, got his drink, and then he proceeded to run right into a pole next to the bar.
Once he realized what he did, he said "Dude, you gotta get that pole out of the way!"
So I've come to the conclusion that GK's customers all go on a weekend vacation to Wisconsin.
The band got on stage and started singing their biggest smash hits. One titled "I wanna take you to a gay bar" and the other being "I got something to stick in you".
My friend and I were trying to get the attention of the bartender, who looked just as stoned as all the customers, when this guy appeared out of nowhere and started hassling my friend. He was totally incoherent and I had no idea what the hell he was saying.
We finally got our drinks, and then he leaned over the bar, almost fell over, got his drink, and then he proceeded to run right into a pole next to the bar.
Once he realized what he did, he said "Dude, you gotta get that pole out of the way!"
So I've come to the conclusion that GK's customers all go on a weekend vacation to Wisconsin.
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