This killed my brain. Officially.

[marty]

Guy comes up to the counter, holds up a game and asks, "Besides price, what's the difference between new and used stuff?"

[rerant]

I... I.... *explodes*

[Soulstealer]

You know that little voice in your head that tells you to kill people? That's me, I can be distracted with liquor.

[JamesTheWolf]

well, the new stuff is new, and the used stuff will kill you in your sleep if you ask stupid questions... oh wait, that's me.*I get those confused all the time. sorry.

[marasbaras]

Registration codes? Nifty goodies that might've been in the new package but aren't in the used? Warrantees?

I'm sure there are other things I could think of that might be ... you know ... DIFFERENT.

[marty]

Oh marasbaras, that was way too complicated an answer to give him.

"Well um..the used ones...well, they were used by other people before."
"Ohhhhh!"

[the_std]

well, the new stuff is new, and the used stuff will kill you in your sleep if you ask stupid questions... oh wait, that's me.*I get those confused all the time. sorry.

Bahahaha. I wanna use that one sometime.

[Plaidman]

"Well you see sir, every time you buy a used one, God kills a cat girl"

Please think of the cat girls!

[cloudiko]

Oh...oh wow. I think any answer you could have provided this guy would have been too much. I'm surprised he could figure out how to operate his car to get to your store. Just.... wow.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Gee, thanks! How am I supposed to make it through work today with a billion more dead braincells sloshing gelatinously throughout my skull?

At least it's only a 4-hour shift today.

[bainsidhe]

Wow. This falls under "how do I answer this without sounding like a smartass...". The used ones are...used?

[BlaqueKatt]

You know that little voice in your head that tells you to kill people? That's me, I can be distracted with liquor.

Are you paying rent?
And why do you sound like John Cleese?
Does it have to be good liquor?

[Soulstealer]

Are you paying rent?
And why do you sound like John Cleese?
Does it have to be good liquor?

No.
I don't, you've hit the liquor already.
No, I'm cheap.