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Mine is Voltaire's When You're Dead.
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There's always the Weird Al classic, "One More Minute" -- which was supposedly written as a direct response to a really bad breakup that had happened shortly before.
For those unfamiliar, it's basically a laundry list of all of the unpleasant things the speaker would rather do than, well, spend one more minute in her presence:
The best part -- it's done in doo-wop love song style.I would rather slam my fingers in a door
Again and Again and Again and Again and Again!
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"The Dickhead Song" I forget the guy's name. It's on Youtube.When you start at zero, everything's progress.Comment
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Voltaire has some great ones; and I love Weird Al's.
Some of mine:
"You're So Vain"; I think by Carly Simon.
"So What (I'm still a rock star)" by Pink.Seshat's self-help guide:
1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
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The Offspring - Feelings. They seem to do a lot of songs on this general theme, but I think "Feelings" has to be the angriest.» Horse Words «·» Roleplaying Stuff «Comment
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"Shitlist" by L7Comment
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Halestorm's "It's Not You" is a good one."I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
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The Breakup Song -- The Greg Kihn Band
Bye Bye Beautiful-- Nightwish
I Hope You Die -- John Wing
All three of these are on my song rotation, and I've never even had a bad breakup.
The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
"Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
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The Interstate 95 Song (a.k.a. "The A-Hole song")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTyeyVa7-EE
And this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBjhGHLQnIESkilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.Comment
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Bad Things by Wednesday 13
Gives You Hell by All America Rejects
Trashed and Scattered by Avenged Sevenfold
I Hope You Die by Bloodhound Gang
and theres a good portion of Five Finger Death Punch songs that fit the bill.
There is a huge list for me. But those are what I can think of right now.Comment
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Feel Your Feelings by John ForsterI am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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"Mouthful Of S***" by Chumbawamba.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waJLv46_N6c (Beware: NSFW lyrics are displayed)A theory states that if anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for, it will be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
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I am a bit embarrassed to admit this, but "Walk Away" by Kelly Clarkson. Cause I don't waste time with 'explinations'. I do tell them why 1 time then I just "Walk Away." Life is to short to sit and explain over and over and over. They can try to make it up to me, and then we might continue to talk.. but I don't go stalker on them or beat a dead horse.Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.Comment
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