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Or, if you do, CERTAINLY don't call the cops. Not for ANY reason.
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Actually IIRC, from that Cops episode, the cops just made the neighbour give the plants back and otherwise just walked away. The cop may have even helped move the pots over the fence. The boys in blue seemed amused over the situation than looking to bust anyone for drugs or anything.Comment
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Sounds like something my neighbor would do. Nosiest human being ever born. And nasty.When you start at zero, everything's progress.Comment
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Yeah, I'm not 100% sure, but I think it was in California which isn't really harsh about that. If it was in my state after 2012, it's legal. I just thought it was funny.Quoth Jetfire View Post
Replace anger management with stupidity management.Comment
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Yes, I've shredded receipts for that sort of reason...a tale like this may make me recosider that practice.Quoth drjonah View Post
No I don't have a neighbor like that, but there is an adjacent house on the market.I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!
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-Ayn Rand, Atlas ShruggedComment
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Let alone call 911 to report someone stole your pot (or dope for that matter.)Quoth Argabarga View Post
FYI, there's a reason it's called "dope" . . and it's not because it makes one smart.
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And then there was that dummy who "liked" his own wanted poster on the police dept. FB page..... which gave them an IP address to find where he was at.....- They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.Comment
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That's right down there with videotaping your shenanigans and posting them on your own FB page.Quoth Argabarga View Post
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Lately we had similar genius here in Germany too. The kid had robbed a bank someplace in southern Germany and ran to hide in Hamburg (northern Germany). He went into an internet-cafe on the Reeperbahn to check the news about his robbery. They got some things wrong about it, apparently. So he emailed the police to put things right.
Yep, they got his ip-address and arrested him while he was still surfing the web. The police officers could walk there, the famous Davidwache is right across the street.No trees were killed in the posting of this message.
However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
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Yep. He even looks like he's a member of Mensa.Quoth vikingchyk View Post
He said the operative words right there. Just like he were a one of those dastardly Saturday morning cartoon bad guys. HeeheeeQuoth MoronCriminalHuman Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Kinda like declaring yourself "invincible" in any hero/comic/movie, etc -- it's a guarantee that you will soon receive a rapid, thorough ass-kicking.Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
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"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
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Those are always fun to watch.Quoth EricKei View PostKinda like declaring yourself "invincible" in any hero/comic/movie, etc -- it's a guarantee that you will soon receive a rapid, thorough ass-kicking.
Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Oops! Almost missed my cue! Time for another patented EricKei evil webcomic link!"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
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Some days, it's just not worth chewing through the restraints...
TASTE THE LIME JELLO OF DEFEAT! -GravekeeperComment
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