Donny Donot Does it Wrong.

[Parrothead]

The 'Donny DoNot' reference made me think of this video, even though it's sorta off-topic. It's in German, but you'll get the gist of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqd4aPs5WTA

Have some subtitles

[Raveni]

after the arrest, did you get called to tow his car again?

Yes, you might meet again when he bails out!

[dalesys]

Yes, you might meet again when he bails out!

...the smartest man in the world just jumped with my backpack...

[taxguykarl]

Just how dumb can one person be?

Careful, DD, might take that as a challenge.

[Monterey Jack]

"'Don't do what Donny Don't does'...they could have made this clearer."

[XCashier]

DO NOT ever ever EVER consider procreating, the world does not need MORE of you. I know, I know, you won't listen to THAT one either, but, at least I can go to bed with a clean conscious, knowing I tried my best.

We can only hope...but I think we all know there's a Dana Donot out there who's married / engaged / cohabiting / friends-with-benefits with this idiot and they've probably already had a dozen equally moronic children. And the cycle continues...

[wolfie]

I have too many horror stories of ineptitude in a shop environment to go into detail here (though my favorite is the girl who decided to file her nails with a belt sander and had her thumbnail and a tendon ripped out when the nail caught on a snag in the belt).

I believe I've read about a man who, when alone at his workplace, tried pleasuring himself using the drive belt on a piece of machinery. When the belt "grabbed and flung", raising his voice a couple octaves, he tried patching himself up using an industrial stapler.

As for the Donny Donot in the story, you would think he would have come to pick up his car as quietly and politely as possible so he didn't call attention to himself and get away clean with all the drugs. Fortunately, drugs make people stupid and easy to catch.

The old "one crime at a time" bit. If he'd sheepishly told Argabarga (or whichever co-worker was on duty at the time) "I was a moron - here's the money", driven out calmly without hitting another car, and left, the police would never have known about his "stash"

We can only hope...but I think we all know there's a Dana Donot out there who's married / engaged / cohabiting / friends-with-benefits with this idiot and they've probably already had a dozen equally moronic children.

I think I see the cause - Donny and Dana Donot are cohabiting. Why the same last name if they're not married? They CAN'T get married, due to a pesky law about brothers and sisters. Inbreeding DOES tend to have negative effects, so this would explain both them and their children.

[eltf177]

Careful, DD, might take that as a challenge.

Let's face it, this one will be hard to top!

[Shyla]

Please tell me this genius was not also admitted as a college student.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Please tell me this genius was not also admitted as a college student.

Don't be surprised if he was . . . and let's hope he's not called upon the save the world from some absurd calamity.

We'd all be doomed then . . .

[Ironclad Alibi]

In addition to Donny Donot and Goofus, there was Private Snafu of WW2 fame.

WARNING: Clicking on the above video link may result in the loss of several hours of your time.

[Andrew B.]

In addition to Donny Donot and Goofus, there was Private Snafu of WW2 fame.

Some of those shorts were written by Theodore Seuss Geisel.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

In addition to Donny Donot and Goofus, there was Private Snafu of WW2 fame.

WARNING: Clicking on the above video link may result in the loss of several hours of your time.

You can always save to your Favorites or Watch Later and . . . . I think I know what I'm watching this weekend.

Too damned funny!

[kmariem]

Anyone else hear Jiminy Cricket singing in the background while reading the original post?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Foa3reEutzw

[Gilhelmi]

In addition to Donny Donot and Goofus, there was Private Snafu of WW2 fame.

WARNING: Clicking on the above video link may result in the loss of several hours of your time.

Only 2 hr 10 min. I found The Complete Uncensored Private Snafu on YouTube.

I love the classics.

Warning: these were aimed at men serving in the US Military during a time of war. Also, were made during a time period when sexual harassment was considered a compliment and "black face" was funny. So some of them are NSFW.