I tend to work weekends for this guy that gave me a job over the summer. I had anger issues and was in counseling with the VA, and this guy basically let me into his family and gave me a job. He owns a private marina that he and his family live at on this beautiful man made lake. I absolutely love it as its really laid back and peaceful. I usually don't work in the off season, its cold as hell, but my boss called up and asked if I would re shingle one of the buildings and I couldn't say no. So I'm out there on top of this old cabin. Suddenly...
"Hey you work here?" some old dude
"Yeah, why the hell else would I be up here?"
"The bathrooms are locked"
Now here is how laid back this place is. Rather than worry about locking the bathrooms, my boss had me just disable them. No worries there.
"Buddy I don't know what you are talking about but that ain't possible. The locks are broken on the trailer."
"Trailer?"
"Yeah, the big ass trailers we got...about a year ago, that have symbols on the doors indicating the sex of the people that use them...yeah thats the bathrooms."
"Ohh, thanks son"
Now I should have known something was up. See the building I was on, used to contain the bathrooms until about six months ago when I ripped out the plumbing and turned it into showers. Now that door has a lock. Here's the kicker. When the old dude went to check the door, which on it said "Employees only" and had a sing indicating the direction to the new heads, my ladder, which I used to get up on the building, was in his way. So this man decided to just move it and didn't tell me. Nor did he put it back after I told him where to go. Yep, I was stuck up there for about an hour after I was done, starring at the ladder as it leaned against another building that was juuuuust to far for me to reach. If your wondering why I didn't have a cell on me, when you work around the water, you learn to keep your pockets empty. Seriously, it wasn't until my boss' wife came drove down to pick up the mail did someone see me and hear my yelling. I see that old dude there again, I'm chucking him in the lake.
"Hey you work here?" some old dude
"Yeah, why the hell else would I be up here?"
"The bathrooms are locked"
Now here is how laid back this place is. Rather than worry about locking the bathrooms, my boss had me just disable them. No worries there.
"Buddy I don't know what you are talking about but that ain't possible. The locks are broken on the trailer."
"Trailer?"
"Yeah, the big ass trailers we got...about a year ago, that have symbols on the doors indicating the sex of the people that use them...yeah thats the bathrooms."
"Ohh, thanks son"
Now I should have known something was up. See the building I was on, used to contain the bathrooms until about six months ago when I ripped out the plumbing and turned it into showers. Now that door has a lock. Here's the kicker. When the old dude went to check the door, which on it said "Employees only" and had a sing indicating the direction to the new heads, my ladder, which I used to get up on the building, was in his way. So this man decided to just move it and didn't tell me. Nor did he put it back after I told him where to go. Yep, I was stuck up there for about an hour after I was done, starring at the ladder as it leaned against another building that was juuuuust to far for me to reach. If your wondering why I didn't have a cell on me, when you work around the water, you learn to keep your pockets empty. Seriously, it wasn't until my boss' wife came drove down to pick up the mail did someone see me and hear my yelling. I see that old dude there again, I'm chucking him in the lake.
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