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    SC: i called yesterday looking for this book and the lady told me that it was still in a box and that the guy who unboxes stuff wasnt there so i was wondering if its been unboxed today.

    me: (looks up book. sees it is indeed in a box. but its not coming out of that box until february. i think about how to explain this to her.) hmm...

    SC: i gotta go. i'll call you back. ::click::

    me:

    five minutes later, she calls back.

    me: you were looking for this book right? well, its still in a box. it wont be--
    SC: okay i'll call back tomorrow. i gotta go.

    me: ma'am! it wont--we cant--no one--

    SC: ::click::

    if your bitchass doesn't have time to carry on a civilized conversation, then please stay off the phone.

    book in question is in a box because it was a bargain book that had to be pulled off the floor to make room for the 4 displays of calendars we have to put up.
    Kim: She's got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.

    I'd like to exercise my constitutional right to not give a fuck.

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    I have a feeling when the SC finally figures out she won't be getting the book anytime soon, your supervisor will be getting the "THEY TOLD ME THIS BOOK WAS AVAILABLE, I WANT IT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW" routine.
    "You know, there are times when it's a source of personal pride not to be human." - Hobbes

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    • #3
      mmmm. . . deadstock.


      I love that sinking feeling you get when you see BG/on hand: 1.
      "MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!" - Lewis Black

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