The SC who could time travel

[customersruinmylife]

A lady comes up to the bar. A co-worker serves her.

SC: Hi! I'm on my break, I work across the road! I need two meals, umm two fish and chips. I need them now!
CW: OK...we don't have any food on at the moment, but it takes over five minutes to cook the fish from fresh...
SC: OK, I'll have that. How long do you think it could be?
CW: Anything between five and ten minutes
SC: OK, I'll order it, but please get it to us quickly!

The order went through...

...FOUR minutes later, she comes running up to me.

SC: I ordered my food TWENTY minutes ago! I have to go back to work!
Me: I was there when you ordered your food, it was only a couple of minutes ago.
SC: It was TWENTY! I have to go back to work!
Me: Can I see your reciept?
SC: There!
Me: OK, your reciept says you ordered your food four minutes ago...
SC: Then it's wrong! I've been waiting TWENTY FIVE minutes!

I walk behind the bar and bring up her order.

Me: The computer on the register says it was four minutes ago...
SC: It's wrong! I have to go! I'm in a hurry!
Me: I don't mean to be rude ma'am, but if you were in that much of a hurry you should have gone to McDonalds.
SC: I ordered my food about FORTY minutes ago!
Me: *losing patience* What? A minute ago you said it was twenty minutes...
SC: It's been ages! Where is my food?

At this point, CW walks out the kitchen with her food.

CW: The computer screen in the kitchen says the order went through five minutes, twenty seconds ago.
SC: It's wrong!! I'm right! But at last! It's here!

The SC and her friend sit down. The have about ONE mouthful of their food.

SC: I have to leave now, but don't throw my food away! I'll be back in fifteen minutes to eat the rest of it!

They left.

Two hours later...the food is still there.

She'll probably return later tonight and say "I've only been away a few minutes!"

[crazylegs]

Idiocy of the highest order, who'd a thunk it?

I mean really, if you have that little left on your break you buy a sammich or (hows about this for a concept) PLAN AHEAD!

[KhirasHY]

I'm...honestly speechless. Even trying to guess how her brain works is physically painful.

[eltf177]

This moron fails on so many levels it's frightening...

[Becks]

I'm scared and need to be held.

[crazylegs]

I'm scared and need to be held.

Consider it done.

[Samaliel]

It must be pretty nice to have your own space-time singularity. I wish I had one too, but I'm afraid gravity would have the best of me...

[RebeccaOTool]

...Just wow.

[Rayndel2]

I spent five hours reading that!

[MystyGlyttyr]

.....

*starts sharpening letter opener in preparation to jam it in own eye socket*

[Apathy]

I spent five hours reading that!

And I demand a full refund!

[crazylegs]

And I demand a full refund!

And a gift card dammit!

[Apathy]

And a gift card dammit!

And some free Sundays. And a hat.

[Samaliel]

And some free Sundays. And a hat.

I'd go all the way and demand a shrubbery.

[crazylegs]

And some free Sundays. And a hat.

And you fire all the staff, close down the store and burn it to the ground, then re build it.