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Let's say you're an attractive male in his mid-20's who has been brought in to the ER after an awful traffic accident, with relatively minor injuries.
Your girlfriend has been brought in because the accident was so awful that she was ejected from the car and catapulted all the way across the median of the Interstate. The Interstate was shut down in the westbound lanes because the ruins of your car were blocking them. The Interstate was shut down in the eastbound lanes because your girlfriend's body was blocking them.
She, by the way, is leaking brain matter and has lost most of her skin, and is not expected to live. Why did she lose most of her skin? She was naked when the crash occurred.
And the reason the accident occurred at all? You were distracted and engaging in road nookie while tooling down the Interstate at speeds in excess of 75 miles per hour.
Considering all of that, at what point in any of the proceedings at the hospital would it be considered appropriate for you to attempt to "put the moves" on the nurses attending to you?
Discuss.
Your girlfriend has been brought in because the accident was so awful that she was ejected from the car and catapulted all the way across the median of the Interstate. The Interstate was shut down in the westbound lanes because the ruins of your car were blocking them. The Interstate was shut down in the eastbound lanes because your girlfriend's body was blocking them.
She, by the way, is leaking brain matter and has lost most of her skin, and is not expected to live. Why did she lose most of her skin? She was naked when the crash occurred.
And the reason the accident occurred at all? You were distracted and engaging in road nookie while tooling down the Interstate at speeds in excess of 75 miles per hour.
Considering all of that, at what point in any of the proceedings at the hospital would it be considered appropriate for you to attempt to "put the moves" on the nurses attending to you?
Discuss.
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