Interesting start to the day at Dunks...

[draggar]

I went into Dunk's (Dunkin Donuts) this morning to get some breakfast and something for the office.

I walked up the counter and promptly ordered a 50 piece mcnugget.

Yeah, it was that early.

Hey, at leas the young lady at the counter and I had a great laugh (and I almost forgot to order my breakfast, too).

[notalwaysright]

A while ago a coworker told me she was so tired she tried to order "purple" at Starbucks.

[MoonCat]

I had a co-worker who once answered the phone, "Classified Advertising, can you help me?"

[Aragarthiel]

Do they even sell 50 piece mcnuggets? The largest I can get is 20.

[mathnerd]

I had a co-worker who once answered the phone, "Classified Advertising, can you help me?"

I was doing a temp job at a car dealership and got pulled from my regular duties one morning to cover the switchboard for the regular person who was running late. I got flustered and answered the phone "Thank you for calling <car company> of <city>, how may I disconnect your call?"

At least the guy on the other end had a sense of humor and laughed about it.

[Seanette]

I remember one time answering my home phone with the greeting for my then-employer.

The caller was one of my co-irkers.

[NecessaryCatharsis]

After working on drive-thru for ten hours, I was dressed in civvies and heading out the door when the store phone rang. I answered `Welcome to Tim Hortons, can I take your order please. Uh... That`s not right.`
It was the store owner on the other end, a man not known for his sense of humour, but he just laughed and asked, `long night?`

[lordlundar]

I remember one time answering my home phone with the greeting for my then-employer.

The caller was one of my co-irkers.

*raises hand* guilty.

[dalesys]

...The caller was one of my co-irkers.

I have a home?

[redsox33413]

Try having a day job at a law enforcement agency and answering either your home or cell phone with the work greeting... LOTS of hangups.
Weird...........

[fireheart]

When I was working at supermarket of doom, the night fill manager and I wound up transferring over to the same store.

Both of us at least once or twice wound up giving our old store name in the closing PA call. (So instead of "thank you for shopping at supermarket of doom A" it'd be "supermarket of doom B")

Our coworkers kept giggling over it.

[bhskittykatt]

I went from working a cheap motel to an upscale resort. Very different levels there. A couple times, I used the old work greeting on accident. Fortunately the people on the other end of the line had a good laugh about it.