Three Daughters

[Lace Neil Singer]

A mother is sitting in the garden with her three daughters.

"Mummy," the first daughter asks. "Why am I called Rose?"

"Because when you were born a rose petal fell from that bush and landed on your forehead."

"Mummy," asked the second daughter. "Why am I called Tulip?"

"Because when you were born a tulip petal fell from over there and landed on your forehead."

The third daughter moaned unintelligibly.

"Be quiet, Fridge," said the mother.

[dalesys]

That's why I only have two daughters, named Moon & Barbarian

[Gawdzillers]

That's why I only have two daughters, named Moon & Barbarian

Is your last name "Zappa" by any chance?

[dalesys]

Is your last name "Zappa" by any chance?

No, but I did see the Mothers of Invention at the "Lagoon Opera House" (Lagoon is a Six Flags type of park 40 mile north of Snot Lake)

Their true names are Monica & Barbara, I just root canaled them.