No. Not that one, at any rate.
I'm part-timing in a small independent pharmacy, and I get a phone call that starts with "Can you do me a big favor?".
Uh-oh.
Small favors, like running a prescription out to the front door because she's got the kids in the car and this place is too small for a drive-through window, I don't mind so much. When someone asks for a big favor, though, it's probably something illegal or therapeutically inappropriate. This one turned out to be both.
So I ask her what's on her mind. She says, "Well, the doctor gave me 250mg of Cipro to take for ten days, but I know I've got a UTI, [that's urinary tract infection, for the non-medical readers] so I've been taking 500mg instead. So of course I ran out, so I need you to give me another 20 tablets for the next 5 days."
Um, no. Can't do that.
She sounds shocked that I refused to accommodate her. "You won't do that for me?"
Well, no. I can't change the dose without a new prescription from the doctor.
"But the doctor's not in today. Can't you just give them to me?"
No, I can't.
She keeps arguing, like that would make any difference. I tell her that what she's asking me to do is illegal; either she's asking me to prescribe, which is not within my scope of practise in this state, or alternatively to dispense a legend drug without a prescription, depending on how you look at it. Either one could cost me my license. I dunno if the previous pharmacist who I replaced would have caved on something like this; she sounded like she actually expected me to say yes.
Finally she says "Well, thanks anyway!" and hangs up. I told the techs about this call and we had a good laugh over it; even the tech I mentioned in the CoC thread was outraged that she'd have asked for something like that.
(As an aside, I've had customers go even further than that. When I tell them that I won't put my license in jeopardy for a lousy 20 tablets, they invariably say "But no-one will ever know!" Well you say that now, but if you suffer some sort of side effect or bad reaction to the drug that you're asking me to illegally give you, I will bet anything you name that your lawyer will be down at the Board of Pharmacy early the next morning waiting for them to open the doors so he can file the complaint against me in person, and I wouldn't have a leg to stand on.)
I'm part-timing in a small independent pharmacy, and I get a phone call that starts with "Can you do me a big favor?".
Uh-oh.
Small favors, like running a prescription out to the front door because she's got the kids in the car and this place is too small for a drive-through window, I don't mind so much. When someone asks for a big favor, though, it's probably something illegal or therapeutically inappropriate. This one turned out to be both.
So I ask her what's on her mind. She says, "Well, the doctor gave me 250mg of Cipro to take for ten days, but I know I've got a UTI, [that's urinary tract infection, for the non-medical readers] so I've been taking 500mg instead. So of course I ran out, so I need you to give me another 20 tablets for the next 5 days."
Um, no. Can't do that.
She sounds shocked that I refused to accommodate her. "You won't do that for me?"
Well, no. I can't change the dose without a new prescription from the doctor.
"But the doctor's not in today. Can't you just give them to me?"
No, I can't.
She keeps arguing, like that would make any difference. I tell her that what she's asking me to do is illegal; either she's asking me to prescribe, which is not within my scope of practise in this state, or alternatively to dispense a legend drug without a prescription, depending on how you look at it. Either one could cost me my license. I dunno if the previous pharmacist who I replaced would have caved on something like this; she sounded like she actually expected me to say yes.
Finally she says "Well, thanks anyway!" and hangs up. I told the techs about this call and we had a good laugh over it; even the tech I mentioned in the CoC thread was outraged that she'd have asked for something like that.
(As an aside, I've had customers go even further than that. When I tell them that I won't put my license in jeopardy for a lousy 20 tablets, they invariably say "But no-one will ever know!" Well you say that now, but if you suffer some sort of side effect or bad reaction to the drug that you're asking me to illegally give you, I will bet anything you name that your lawyer will be down at the Board of Pharmacy early the next morning waiting for them to open the doors so he can file the complaint against me in person, and I wouldn't have a leg to stand on.)
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