We got a bit goofy tonight on the PA. Here's a short rundown of the various PA calls:
From my manager, done in a smooth deadpan voice: "Attention please customers, as the time is now <time> this store will be closing in <time> after which point we will release the hounds. If you'd like to make your way to the front of the store where the staff members <fireheart> <firehair> and <firelady> will serve you with a smile on their face. Thank you for shopping at <Store> and we wish you and safe and happy weekend."
I almost pissed myself laughing during that
"Could the master of the hounds please release us from the store?"
"Could the lovebirds please call to the lunchroom?"
So what did everyone do at work for April Fools? (yes as I write this, it's 10:09pm my time)
From my manager, done in a smooth deadpan voice: "Attention please customers, as the time is now <time> this store will be closing in <time> after which point we will release the hounds. If you'd like to make your way to the front of the store where the staff members <fireheart> <firehair> and <firelady> will serve you with a smile on their face. Thank you for shopping at <Store> and we wish you and safe and happy weekend."
I almost pissed myself laughing during that
"Could the master of the hounds please release us from the store?"
"Could the lovebirds please call to the lunchroom?"
So what did everyone do at work for April Fools? (yes as I write this, it's 10:09pm my time)
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