I'LL WIN!!!!

[Demonpriest]

Reading Nate's post reminded me of something that happened a few months ago. At my second job "the great red bullseye", it is against safety policy to push manually more than 7 carts at a time, so here I was going down the "racetrack" with a full rack of carts , when before me is a guest parked sideways and not paying attention to anything around her. So here is the conversation:

ME: excuse me
SC(Stupid customer): not paying attention
ME: 10ft closer: Excuse me
SC: still oblivious
ME: EXSCUE ME!!!!about 15ft away can't stop the train now
SC: still not moving
ME: "a little pissed" I"LL WIN, I PROMISE
SC: Oh, God "moves hurriedly out of the way.

some people shouldn't be let out of the house.

[RealUnimportant]

ME: "a little pissed" I"LL WIN, I PROMISE
SC: Oh, God "moves hurriedly out of the way.

Love it!

The door to enter our secret sanctum (i.e. everything off-platform) opens outwards, and has a sign on it warning people to keep clear as well as a peephole to allow us to check outside for undesirables as well as obvious obstructions. Want to guess how many people a day we almost brain because they've decided to sit down on the floor, out of sight of the peephole?

[LillFilly]

Heh, funny how she heard you the last time, eh?

[MoonCat]

I almost walked into an idiot at the train station because she was standing just outside the door yapping on her cell phone. I cracked open the door, said excuse me several times, louder each time, which she ignored, and finally pushed past her. For all I know she's still there, still yapping.

[Moosenogger]

"Move bitch, get out da way!"

[cashierbex]

I'll be stocking and holding very heavy boxes and next thing I know both lanes of the middle of the store is occupied and people are too blind to see me coming or hear me coming (I let my keys hang out on my belt) and no one would listen when I say "Excuse me". FFS people.