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    Woo! First day of Super Duper Uber Mega Super Stupendous Lowest Prices of the Season and I've already gotten an ass-ripping the likes of which I haven't had in years! If this is a portent of things to come, I'm just going to stick my head in the oven.

    I was on the floor filling autopull from this morning. I got called over to electronics to help some people with the GPS systems. The electronics specialist was ringing up a customer.

    The people with the GPS's decided to just look around, so I turned to leave. Electronics specialist had to leave the register to go grab something for the customer he was checking out.

    "JESUS CHRIST!"

    Well gee, somebody either just found religion or is a tad cranky!

    Turned out some crotchety old skinbag who woke up on the wrong side of the coffin this morning was mad because he needed help with something, and we wouldn't help him! Aren't we just rude and unprofessional? The guy save most of his yelling for the electronics specialist, but he got in a few shots at me. "Who is he? Is he your boss?" No, he's just the guy who works back here.

    I heard a couple people stifling giggles as they passed. I'll say they were laughing at skinbag making an ass of himself, and let them try to deny it.

    I got the guy what he wanted, and he calmed down a bit, but then marched his wrinkly ass right up to the service desk and gave them attitude as well. "I want a manager!" "Is there something I can help you with?" "ARE YOU A MANAGER!"

    So then the manager had to come down and figure out what happened, and I said something I probably shouldn't have: "He was rude from the get-go. He got better than he deserved." Electronics specialist and I aren't in any trouble, but we were given a gentle reminder to "make sure we're acknowledging the customer."

    And we didn't even know he was there until he started shouting. He was probably only there for a minute or two.

    The people I was helping ended up buying two GPS systems at $150 each. The person electronics specialist was checking out purchased six pairs of shoes, among other items. So what item or items in the store did crotchety old skinbag decide to make a spectacle of himself over? A $16 SD card, because it had to be retrieved from a locked peghook.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

  • #2
    I love people like that. Impatient attitudes all around.

    And they say retail is easy.

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    • #3
      Exactly. Most people couldn't handle working retail.
      "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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      • #4
        Quoth Food Lady View Post
        Exactly. Most people couldn't handle working retail.

        Most people couldn't handle retail because in retail you have to keep your mouth closed tight while some dumb ass customer is screaming at you for stupid reasons & your first instinct is to yell right back at them. In any other situation, screaming back at them is warranted but in retail doing that could get your ass fired.
        That's the only job I know where you're forced to be treated like a robot & Lord help you if you get defensive.
        Last edited by Bright_Star; 03-30-2012, 12:20 AM.

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        • #5
          I don't think that customers realize that spending more money doesn't yield them instant results. The staff aren't whores, they're salespeople. Big difference!

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          • #6
            Quoth emax4 View Post
            The staff aren't whores, they're salespeople.
            I guffawed because it's true. Some do treat me like a whore. They want to get various reactions out of me ("Smile!" comes to mind).
            "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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            • #7
              My time as a nurse aide prepared me for retail. In retail I am reasonably sure the person yelling at me won't hit me as well.

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              • #8
                Well, Irvy, I'm glad your fresh new ass wounds match the ones I got last week.

                It's so big now, I'm thinking I have a good hiding spot for the next time they have a showing at my apartment and I don't know where to hide my handcuffs.
                You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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                • #9
                  Quoth Food Lady View Post
                  Exactly. Most people couldn't handle working retail.
                  I did it for (almost) a year and a half. It *KILLED* everything I had hopes for in humanity.
                  If anyone breaks the three pint rule, they'll be running all night to the pisser and back.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Bright_Star View Post
                    Most people couldn't handle retail because in retail you have to keep your mouth closed tight while some dumb ass customer (l)user is screaming at you for stupid reasons & your first instinct is to yell right back at them.
                    Welcome to the wonderful world of IT.

                    B
                    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein.
                    I never knew how happy paint could make people until I started selling it.

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                    • #11
                      I feel for you. This right here is why I could never go back to retail and am now in trucking school. My own truck and if the skinbags doppelgangers give me the same attitude I'll be able to give both verbal barrels and a few hand gestures.
                      GFY

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Food Lady View Post
                        Exactly. Most people couldn't handle working retail.
                        RETAIL?! You can't handle the retail!

                        #853425 on the "Things we'd love to say to SC's" list
                        "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                        "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                        "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                        "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                        "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                        "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                        Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                        "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                        • #13
                          The people I was helping ended up buying two GPS systems at $150 each. The person electronics specialist was checking out purchased six pairs of shoes, among other items. So what item or items in the store did crotchety old skinbag decide to make a spectacle of himself over? A $16 SD card, because it had to be retrieved from a locked peghook.
                          I guess he should talk to the cranky old lady about how to rip the peg hooks off?

                          *ducks*

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                          • #14
                            " ... some crotchety old skinbag who woke up on the wrong side of the coffin this morning..."


                            Wonderful description! Can I file that away for future use??

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                            • #15
                              He has a way with the words, doesn't he?
                              "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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