Are these your undies, or someone elses?

[BoxGirl]

Well this one made my day. Just for the record, this lady wasn't sucky.... just stupid.

So, I'm standing behind the counter, returning all sorts of things for customers of various moods. After returning stuff for about three customers, this lady comes up and puts this big box up on the counter and says she'd like to return it because it was defective. Turns out it was a laundry hamper, and the problem was that the screws weren't holding the lid on right. I figure the lady could have just put them back in and fixed the whole problem, but whatever.

So, I take the box off the counter so I can open it up and check the bag it's in for the return sticker, which, of course isn't on it. But the lady figures I'm looking for the problem, so she instructs me to open the lid. I'm happy after my lunch break, so I'm feeling cooperative. I play along and open the lid.

And right there in the bottom of this hamper is two dirty socks and a pair of underwear.

I calmly picked up the hamper, pointed it at her and said "Would you like your laundry?"

I tell you, she laughed so hard, and so did the other people behind her. It was awesome XD

[bainsidhe]

Hmm, good thing she thought it was funny. I would have been mortified, myself. "Airing my dirty laundry" and all that.

[Imogene]

"Are... are you hitting on me?"

[edible_hat]

"Here I am, haven't known you for even a minute and I'm showing you my undies!"

[RecoveringKinkoid]

I don't know if she was even stupid...maybe "charmingly goofy" would be better. At least she could laugh at herself!

[Fawn]

I would've been mortified, but having a laugh at it is always the best solution.

[Saydrah]

Sounds like a pretty good customer to laugh like that!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Where's Jerry when you need him?

That was funny as Hell . .

[Becks]

That made my night!!!