Scoring points with the in-laws (slightly NSFW)

[Nurian]

I'm eating when my wife calls me from KC.

ME: Yeah, I just got back from the store. I'm eating right now.
WIFE: Okay. Did you go to McDonald's or something?
ME: Actually, no. I made a salad. It's good.
WIFE: Oh. But I bet it's slathered in dressing with a lot of cheese.
ME: Not really. There's a smal amount of ranch and I didn't put any cheese in at all.
WIFE: .....who are you and what have you done with my hubby??
ME: Well, I think he forgot the safeword so he's unconcious in the back with a potato shoved up his...
WIFE: NURIAN!!!
ME:
WIFE: MY MOTHER CAN HEAR YOU!!!!
ME:

[xx_wolfie_xx]

I've had those type of conversations with lupo when her mother can hear me, I just don't let that stop me

[lupo pazzesco]

No. No he doesn't.

He also is a fan of smacking my butt when we're video chatting with my mom on skype...

[Pedersen]

No. No he doesn't.

He also is a fan of smacking my butt when we're video chatting with my mom on skype...

Nicaragua! /me does the time honored "duck and cover" routine

[fireheart]

No. No he doesn't.

He also is a fan of smacking my butt when we're video chatting with my mom on skype...

So Lupo's into kinky stuff eh?

[Nurian]

So Lupo's into kinky stuff eh?

Was this a question? :P

[Pedersen]

Hey, Nurian: I can't help but notice that your thread has derailed in a most glorious fashion. I'm impressed

[Nurian]

I have the effect on people. It's a gift

[dragon_wings]

Nicaragua! /me does the time honored "duck and cover" routine

My thought too. /also hides. ^_^