Part of my job when training horses is to make sure they aren't going to go jumping out of their skin because someone took them for a ride on the trails. Even though 99.9% of the horses I train are headed to the show ring sometimes people and horses need a break. So I usually take a group of riders and horses for a ride around the trails at the lake. It's got all kinds of possible triggers. From light/shadow play, strange sounds, bushes rustling, children and families out for a day in the sun, small animals, water crossing, a different terrain which may necessitate getting on and off in the middle of a ride. That's why there's more then one of us, in case something goes wrong. It also helps that horses tend to be followers so having at least one experienced horse with a semi-experienced rider also helps. I've never had a problem until the other day. Most people are respectful and act like they have a few brains cells when confronted with 1500lbs of twitchy muscle.
Not these dumbasses.
First Lady: Sees the horses tied up with their head in a bucket and the owners nearby. Not tacked up. It was a hot day so we took a break to let the horses cool down and stripped the tack off so they would be comfortable (and cooler). This lady decides she really wants a picture of her child on a horse. Her two year old beastie. But instead of asking like a normal person would, she tries to just put her flailing human on the horse's back, despite it trying to sidestep away. Oh, and when I tell her she can't do that because the horse is (not hers! And) a bit skittish around children? Apparently 'I'm selfish.' Well that's what I get for trying to keep someone's kid from ending up tossed into a tree.
2nd Lady: Her damn kid runs out and tries to dodge between the horse's legs. Ok. I get that trying to control a kid is like giving a hydrophobic cat a bath. But at least try. And DONT stand there clapping and encouraging the kid. Do you even want your kid to survive to the double digits lady?
3rd Family: parents and two children. The kids keep running up behind the horse and yanking its tail, taking turns. Because kids aren't that smart. I figure (because I still have some home for humanity that the parents just haven't been paying attention. So I yell over too them to please ask their kids to stop yanking the horse's tails or else they will get hurt. The father asks [yells] if I'm threatening them. To which I reply that I'm not but their kid's actions are bothering the horses and I don't want them to get kicked of the horse's decide they've had enough. 'Then I'm told I shouldn't be riding on the trails if I can't control my horse.' And that 'it's only a bit of fun.'
4th, the man and daughter combo: Most people when they see their kid run off into potential danger try to make a grab for them in an attempt to keep them safe. In this one I can see the girl asking something to her father and I get that feeling (ya know the one where you know idiocy is inevitable). So I tell everyone to slow down to a walk. This girl squeals and runs at the first horse she sees (mine because I'm in front) and immediately screams 'horsie!' At the top of her impressive lungs. Then tries to beat hug the front legs while the horse is still moving. Meanwhile the father's just standing there smiling before turning back to his friend to continue their conversation. Of course the horse almost trips and crushes the girl because momentum is a thing... As is 1500lbs of force. Instead she remains thankfully oblivious of what almost happened. Meanwhile the father is still doing jack shit despite the commotion.
We do have spare children's helmets, waivers, protective vest, for parents who want a picture with their kids on a horse. I have no problem with it so long as they ask and I can give them a run down of the DOs and DONTs. Most people have enough brains to understand that between 1500lbs and their 120lbs... Or their kids 70lbs... They will by win that argument.
Not these dumbasses.
First Lady: Sees the horses tied up with their head in a bucket and the owners nearby. Not tacked up. It was a hot day so we took a break to let the horses cool down and stripped the tack off so they would be comfortable (and cooler). This lady decides she really wants a picture of her child on a horse. Her two year old beastie. But instead of asking like a normal person would, she tries to just put her flailing human on the horse's back, despite it trying to sidestep away. Oh, and when I tell her she can't do that because the horse is (not hers! And) a bit skittish around children? Apparently 'I'm selfish.' Well that's what I get for trying to keep someone's kid from ending up tossed into a tree.
2nd Lady: Her damn kid runs out and tries to dodge between the horse's legs. Ok. I get that trying to control a kid is like giving a hydrophobic cat a bath. But at least try. And DONT stand there clapping and encouraging the kid. Do you even want your kid to survive to the double digits lady?
3rd Family: parents and two children. The kids keep running up behind the horse and yanking its tail, taking turns. Because kids aren't that smart. I figure (because I still have some home for humanity that the parents just haven't been paying attention. So I yell over too them to please ask their kids to stop yanking the horse's tails or else they will get hurt. The father asks [yells] if I'm threatening them. To which I reply that I'm not but their kid's actions are bothering the horses and I don't want them to get kicked of the horse's decide they've had enough. 'Then I'm told I shouldn't be riding on the trails if I can't control my horse.' And that 'it's only a bit of fun.'
4th, the man and daughter combo: Most people when they see their kid run off into potential danger try to make a grab for them in an attempt to keep them safe. In this one I can see the girl asking something to her father and I get that feeling (ya know the one where you know idiocy is inevitable). So I tell everyone to slow down to a walk. This girl squeals and runs at the first horse she sees (mine because I'm in front) and immediately screams 'horsie!' At the top of her impressive lungs. Then tries to beat hug the front legs while the horse is still moving. Meanwhile the father's just standing there smiling before turning back to his friend to continue their conversation. Of course the horse almost trips and crushes the girl because momentum is a thing... As is 1500lbs of force. Instead she remains thankfully oblivious of what almost happened. Meanwhile the father is still doing jack shit despite the commotion.
We do have spare children's helmets, waivers, protective vest, for parents who want a picture with their kids on a horse. I have no problem with it so long as they ask and I can give them a run down of the DOs and DONTs. Most people have enough brains to understand that between 1500lbs and their 120lbs... Or their kids 70lbs... They will by win that argument.
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