That's NASTY.

[kiokushitaka]

Reading AdvancedFlea's post about disgusting computers, I remembered my own story about disgusting game consoles... and figure it should be posted.

Working at GameStop, I have a lot of shady characters come in and out, as well as a lot of obvious druggies, pot heads, and people that don't believe in bathing.

This is a non-bather, clearly.

He brings an Xbox in to trade, and some games. First thing that catches our eyes is that the games... some of them have sticky residue on them, perhaps juice. Yes, juice. Let's go with that, it'll help me stay sane. Some of the discs look corroded... and the scratches... and the SMELL..!

That aside, we take the Xbox to test it out. When it's opened, several large roaches crawl out and scuttle to the dark areas of the cash wrap. Being a girly girl in such situations, I squeal and stand on the stepping stool. Yes, I know. Super helpful, that's me.

That's when someone else whispers to me to look at the customer's face. There is a roach on his face. How do you not notice that!?

[edible_hat]

For some reason I mentally read that post in the voice of Cleveland from Family Guy.

[crazylegs]

This is a non-bather, clearly.

This is an understatement of a quantity so vast I do not belive that modern mathematics can grasp the enormity of it.

How do you not notice a ROACH on your face? Really, c'mon, how disgusting does your dwelling have to be to get that desensitised?

[kiokushitaka]

Now I am remembering it in that voice. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??

[Evil Queen]

For some reason I mentally read that post in the voice of Cleveland from Family Guy.

O.O Holy Macaroni Batman! That's how I read it!

But I digress... that's disgusting! Please tell me you guys didn't accept it!

[kiokushitaka]

Please tell me you guys didn't accept it!

Oh, no. We told him it was clearly beyond repair and that we couldn't take in his system or his games.

[Aethian]

I feel sick...excuse me why I go and run into my nice clean bathroom...

[Imogene]

How do you not notice that!?

You sure he wasn't sent to the planet in search of a miniature, nuclear-energy producing "Galaxy"?

[Soulstealer]

You sure he wasn't sent to the planet in search of a miniature, nuclear-energy producing "Galaxy"?

It was on television just yesterday and much better than its sequal

[Gabrielle Proctor]

*yaks* Oh geeze! I would have told him(and probably would have been fired for it), "Did you know you have a roach on your face?!!! Ugh, that's disgusting!"

[kiokushitaka]

You sure he wasn't sent to the planet in search of a miniature, nuclear-energy producing "Galaxy"?

You have a point...

[tropicsgoddess]

Sticky residue on the games with the cases laden with roaches and the dude didn't even notice the roach crawling all over his face?!! DAAAAAAAAMN!!!!That's beyond disgusting!!! I can't even imagine how uber filthy his house is!!!

[friendofjimmyk]

I too become quite the girly girl in these situations and probably would've ran away screaming!

[Chazzie]

Whoa!

Men In Black, anyone? o_o

[Samaliel]

Well, he didn't ask for a glass of heavily sugared water.