Cup 'o' Upchuck ( not graphic! )

[cloudiko]

I went by to check on a table last night, and asked if they were doing alright. It was a family that had been pretty well behaved up until now...when the father figure (it was a family of 5) decided to open his mouth:

father: Um...I think you should be careful when you pick up that cup.
me: What? *looks at mentioned cup*
father: My son......*long pause* he...My son *makes awkward puking gesture* in the cup.
me: Your son...he puked in the cup?
father: Well, he couldn't quite make it....
me: I guess that's better than the floor.
father: Could you take it away now? *makes scrunched up disgusted face* It smells horrible.
me: No kidding, it's a cup of throw up.
father: It's better than all over the booth. *laughs*
me: *tries not to leap over the table and pour the cup o' barf on his head*

So....I had to go into the back and dump this kid's cup of puke into the trash.
My boss asked me what the hell I was doing, and I turned to her and simply said, "I just got handed a cup of barf. "
The look on her face? Priceless.

And...thank you Pit of Despair. I have another reason to loathe my job.

[Fenrus]

Holy freakin biohazardous, batman!! I hope you got to at least clean off your hands after that... with acid.

[crazylegs]

Holy freakin biohazardous, batman!! I hope you got to at least clean off your hands after that... with acid.

Seeing as stomach contents are mostly acid anyway that probably wouldn't have helped matters much.

[edible_hat]

I could turn this thread gross very very quickly, and I'm sure a lot of other people could too.

So I won't mention the time I saw a drunk guy throw up into his empty beer glass, then drink it again.

[mariamousie1]

I could turn this thread gross very very quickly, and I'm sure a lot of other people could too.

So I won't mention the time I saw a drunk guy throw up into his empty beer glass, then drink it again.

Why? WHY? It's 8:30 in the morning here! Then again, I did enter a thread entitled Cup 'o' Upchuck. I brought it on myself. Blech.

[tropicsgoddess]

I wouldn't be able to do that without wanting to myself.

[xaenon]

I could turn this thread gross very very quickly, and I'm sure a lot of other people could too.

So I won't mention the time I saw a drunk guy throw up into his empty beer glass, then drink it again.

Thank you for not mentioning it.

[rerant]

Could have been worse, you could have put your hand in it because the parents were too stupid to warn you.

Yet another reason why I loathed working at Wal Mart.

[Gravekeeper]

Score 1 for working in a call centre.

The only biohazard I have to deal with is the men's washroom on Saturday night when the janitors aren't in. ;p

[gaspode]

I had a customer throw up all over the bar one night.
Next time him came in I had him about it and he said it must of been something he ate.
so nothing to do with the 5 pints of diesel you drank then.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

When I was a wee Irvling, I woke up late one night with a gnawing ache in my stomach and asked my mom for a glass of water.

She brought it to me, I took a drink and ...the contents of my stomach came right up, all over the bed, onto the carpet and into the glass of water.

The next day, I was supposed to attend a classmate's birthday party. That didn't happen.

That night we had gone to a restaurant for dinner and I ordered my usual fish and chips. That incident put me off fish for quite a while.

[depechemodefan]

She brought it to me, I took a drink and ...the contents of my stomach came right up, all over the bed, onto the carpet and into the glass of water.

The next day, I was supposed to attend a classmate's birthday party. That didn't happen.

That's sad.

So far no vomit at the library, though we have plenty of people who will pee on the furniture and shit in the middle of the aisles. And there are the asswipes who leave dirty diapers in an aisle, where there's a garbage can right at the end of the aisle.

[Bliss]

Score 1 for working in a call centre.

The only biohazard I have to deal with is the men's washroom on Saturday night when the janitors aren't in. ;p

Didn't you once mention, what was it? fist sized spiders? or where them head sized rats?