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  • You're killing all the fish and birds!

    Oh Environmentalists. They are funny to hear and to watch. She was at the dock yesterday, and she kept screaming at the top of her lungs that we were the ones killing all the fish. After berating us, she went off on other people.

    EB(Eco Bitch)
    T-Traveler
    SG-Some guy
    BB-Bagboy

    EB:Boycott the SSA! Boycott the SSA!
    T: Why? If you have a valid reason, I'll listen, but if you don't, you should be quiet.
    EB: THEY KILL BIRDS! THEY KILL FISH! THEY DUMP SEWERS! THEY ARE EVIL!
    T: You have no valid points, I think you should leave before the police arrive
    EB: THIS IS WHY WE NEED TO TAKE A STAND AGAINST THESE EVIL PEOPLE! THEY KILLED MY DOG AND PET FISH WITH THEIR EXHAUST!
    SG: Shut the fuck up! Seriously, you whack jobs need to be put in a padded room. These people didn't kill your pet fish and dog. You probably did, and then looked for a scapegoat. Don't blame these hardworking men and women.
    EB:SHUT UP! YOU WERE BRAINWASHED, I'M TRYING TO FREE YOU OF THE TYRANNY OF THE WORLD ORDER!
    T,SG,BB in unison: GO AWAY! the police are coming.
    EB-I'll be back and you will pay for this.


    After that, I wanted to say: "You'll pay for this captain planet!"
    Your neck is 7 and a half feet wide and 4 and a half feet tall. Your shoulders are also around 4 and a half feet wide. Your butt is 4 feet wide and your arms are around 3 feet long-gravekeeper

  • #2
    What's the SSA?

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    • #3
      the Woods Hole Marthas Vineyard and Nantucket Steam Ship Authority

      or

      Steam Ship Authority for short.
      Your neck is 7 and a half feet wide and 4 and a half feet tall. Your shoulders are also around 4 and a half feet wide. Your butt is 4 feet wide and your arms are around 3 feet long-gravekeeper

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      • #4
        I don't find it much different than the inaccurate, inane babble you find on Fox News after 8pm. Wonder if those same people telling that woman to screw off switch off then.....
        Last edited by ditchdj; 06-16-2008, 04:59 PM. Reason: Spelling error!

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        • #5
          Sing with me here.

          Captain Planet, he's our hero
          Gonna take pollution down to zero

          He's our powers magnified
          And he's fighting on the planet's side

          Captain Planet, he's our hero
          Gonna take pollution down to zero

          Gonna help him put asunder
          Bad guys who like to loot and plunder

          "You'll pay for this Captain Planet!"

          We're the Planeteers
          You can be one too
          'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do!

          Looting and polluting is not the way
          Hear what Captain Planet has to say!

          "The Power is Yours!"
          Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

          Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

          Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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          • #6
            *sings* Captain Asshat, he's a E-whore
            I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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            • #7
              Captain Asshat, he's an E-Whore
              Gonna take common sense to zero

              He's an SC magnified
              And he's fighting to get his free ride

              Captain Asshat he's an E-Whore
              Gonna take common sense to zero

              E-Whores who'll scream "we'll put you under!"

              "You'll pay for this Captain Asshat!"

              Here's an Asshat here
              Plus one there too
              'Cause demanding loads of free stuff is the thing to do!

              Being good and paying is not the way
              Hear what Captain Asshat has to say!

              "More Power To E-Whores!"

              Thank You Rayven Q for the inspiration.
              I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
              Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
              Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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              • #8
                Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                Sing with me here.
                Alright, Sebastian...
                <a la Ted Turner>
                "Captaaain PLAAANETT!"
                </Ted Turner>
                "I call murder on that!"

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                • #9
                  Quoth tropicsgoddess View Post
                  Thank You Rayven Q for the inspiration.
                  No problem, I kinda just ran out of brainpower after the first line, glad you finished it though, much better than what I could have done
                  Last edited by Ree; 06-17-2008, 09:06 AM. Reason: Excessive quoting
                  I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                    "The Power is Yours!"

                    I'm so sorry, I had to do this.
                    Last edited by Ree; 06-17-2008, 09:08 AM. Reason: Excessive quoting
                    "Honestly officer, he asked for a shot and I gave him one. Why do you need the handcuffs?" - MannersMakethMan

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                    • #11
                      I love you for posting that comic. <3
                      Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                      Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                      Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                      • #12
                        w00t! I am loved! Seriously had no choice in the matter the matter, my brain just went 'you will post this!'
                        I was opening up VGcats and coping and pasting the images before I realised what I doing.
                        "Honestly officer, he asked for a shot and I gave him one. Why do you need the handcuffs?" - MannersMakethMan

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Bagboy View Post
                          EB:Boycott the SSA! Boycott the SSA!
                          T: Why? If you have a valid reason, I'll listen, but if you don't, you should be quiet.
                          EB: THEY KILL BIRDS! THEY KILL FISH! THEY DUMP SEWERS! THEY ARE EVIL!
                          T: You have no valid points, I think you should leave before the police arrive
                          EB: THIS IS WHY WE NEED TO TAKE A STAND AGAINST THESE EVIL PEOPLE! THEY KILLED MY DOG AND PET FISH WITH THEIR EXHAUST!
                          SG: Shut the fuck up! Seriously, you whack jobs need to be put in a padded room. These people didn't kill your pet fish and dog. You probably did, and then looked for a scapegoat. Don't blame these hardworking men and women.
                          EB:SHUT UP! YOU WERE BRAINWASHED, I'M TRYING TO FREE YOU OF THE TYRANNY OF THE WORLD ORDER!
                          T,SG,BB in unison: GO AWAY! the police are coming.
                          EB-I'll be back and you will pay for this.
                          Thank goodness you got her out of there before she started swinging at you and hollering "Kenneth, what is the frequency?!"

                          The crazy is strong with that one.
                          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                          • #14
                            Quoth KMMCurly View Post
                            w00t! I am loved! Seriously had no choice in the matter the matter, my brain just went 'you will post this!'
                            I was opening up VGcats and coping and pasting the images before I realised what I doing.
                            Beat me to it! I was so gonna post that!
                            "I don't have an anger problem I have an idiot problem!" - Hank Hill

                            When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt, run around in little circles, wave your arms and shout!

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                            • #15
                              Well, there is the guy who carries a board about gays and something bad about them. No one pays attention. Granted, he doesn't say anything.

                              Oh, and there's this preacher guy at the bus station in front of Macy's. He's loud. I want to sing "Personal Jesus" whenever I see someone preaching loudly.
                              Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

                              Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

                              I wish porn had subtitles.

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