CS.com Stig Facts

[Jay 2K Winger]

Some say she sleeps upside down, like a bat... and that she believes very strongly in compulsory service... of the idiotic... in the field of scatological clean-up... all we know is, she's called lupo pazzesco!

Some say that he feeds on the despair of the weak... and that he exhales diesel fumes... all we know is, he's called Argabarga!

Some say that the sight of his smile causes nightmares in unborn children... and that the last person who saw his lucky rocket ship underpants went blind... all we know is, he's called Irving Patrick Freleigh!

Some say that he was irradiated with gamma rays as a child... and that his tale of defeating a ghetto superstar was so epic, it served as the basis of all of Samuel L. Jackson's characters... all we know is, he's called Kusanagi!

[smileyeagle1021]

Some say at all of his legs are hydraulic... and that his hair points magnetic north... all we know is, he's called smileyeagle1021!

With all the stairs I have to climb, they'd better be hydraulic... and oddly enough, where I normally stand at work, if ever I get a cowlick (which is anytime I'm stupid enough to scratch my head without thinking) it will point roughly north... how did you know

[Mytical]

It is said that he can stop an SC with a glance...over the phone...and that his voice makes all the listeners go crazy. All that is known is that he is known as GraveKeeper

It is said he hasn't walked a straight line in 10 years...and that he knows where ALL the bodies are hidden. All that is known is..that his name is Jester

It is said that she can sew a quilt with one hand, bake a pie with the other, and still be able to take down a mugger without blinking an eye...and that she is the only person who Daredevil fears...all that is known is that she is called Kanalah

[Jay 2K Winger]

Some say his blood alcohol level is incalculable... and that he doesn't understand gravel... all we know is, he's called Jester!

Some say the last person to knock over his mother still hasn't been found... and that he knows how to use a Thu'um properly... all we know is, he's called Mytical!

With all the stairs I have to climb, they'd better be hydraulic... and oddly enough, where I normally stand at work, if ever I get a cowlick (which is anytime I'm stupid enough to scratch my head without thinking) it will point roughly north... how did you know

Some say he's half-ninja... and that the reason he shaved his head was to give access to his mind-reading brain-rays... all we know is, he's called Jay 2K Winger!

[Jester]

Some say his blood alcohol level is incalculable... and that he doesn't understand gravel... all we know is, he's called Jester!

Love the first part, but not sure if I truly understand the second part.

Especially because, as a bicyclist, I have met gravel up close and personal too many times!

[Andara Bledin]

Especially because, as a bicyclist, I have met gravel up close and personal too many times!

Actually, that sounds very much like you know it quite well, but can't quite get an understanding of it, since you've done it repeatedly.

^-.-^

[Jay 2K Winger]

Love the first part, but not sure if I truly understand the second part.

Especially because, as a bicyclist, I have met gravel up close and personal too many times!

Some say that these facts are shockingly accurate... and that others appear to be made up wholesale... all we know is, they're too damned funny!

[Jester]

Actually, that sounds very much like you know it quite well, but can't quite get an understanding of it, since you've done it repeatedly.

Touche, my friend. Touche.

[EyeTeaGuy]

Some say that he's funnier than people give him credit for, and that he has an UNCANNY ability to kill threads...all we know is that his name is EyeTeaGuy!

(Yeah - that's the only goddamn way I'm being mentioned in this thread.)

[Jester]

Bullshit.

Some say that his feet are made of vulcanized aloe leaves...and that he's the only person ever to sing a note of high L...all we know is, he's called EyeTeaGuy!

[KhirasHY]

Some say he once killed a cobra with a sideways glance...and that he once made a male Hell's Angel pregnant with a smile...all we know is, he's called smileyeagle1021

Some say his soul was constructed from peanut butter...and that he once ate a Bible while water skiing...all we know is, he's called Jay 2k Winger

Some say he hacks off and reattaches his limbs at whim for a hobby...and that he once survived for twelve weeks on a diet of liquid mercury and hatred...all we know is, he's called Gravekeeper

[fma_fanatic]

Some say it's his rapier like wit that keeps him warm in the winter. Others claim it's his secret agent training. Whatever the case may be, he's known as DaDairyDruid.

[Geek King]

Some say he owns the last remaining Token from a Token Ring network. Others say that he holds the patent on the Umlaut. We just know him as EyeTeaGuy!


Some say the gleam in her eye was buffed up with chrome polish. Others say she knows the three unwritten names of Prince. We just call her Kisa!

[Andrew B.]

Some say he sneaks around Mechanicsburg slapping the hats off random Jagers, and that he's nearly indestructable. All we know is... He's called Geek King.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Some say he comes from a magic kingdom where they grow hops and barley and beer rains from the heavens... and that his scathing wit actually can cause third-degree burns... All we know is, he's called Jester!

Some say he once got in a slap fight with a vicar at a family funeral... and that he can speak binary... All we know is, he's called EyeTeaGuy!

Some say he has a summer home on R'lyeh... and that he's the one who caused global warming in the hopes of destroying Nunavut... All we know is, he's called Gravekeeper!