Just when I think I've seen the stupidest thing ever, someone here tells a story that tells me that my expectations for humanity are too high.
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Quoth Victory Sabre View PostStupid and Court don't mix, but when they try, it provides a lot of entertainment.
My favorite had to be the guy who had multiple infractions, and an offer from the cop to reduce it all to obstructing traffic. Sounds like a good deal, right? He turned it down. The judge listened to him make his case, then promptly found him "guilty" (not quite the right word, since most things you can get a traffic ticket for here aren't technically crimes) on all but one minor item (which was dismissed, IIRC).
Incidentally, the judge could make a good living doing TV commercial disclaimer voiceovers if she ever decides she doesn't want to be a judge anymore - she was talking that fast."I often look at every second idiot and think, 'He needs more power.'" --Varric Tethras, Dragon Age II
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Quoth BPFH View PostMy favorite had to be the guy who had multiple infractions, and an offer from the cop to reduce it all to obstructing traffic. Sounds like a good deal, right? He turned it down.
Quoth BPFH View PostThe judge listened to him make his case, then promptly found him "guilty" (not quite the right word, since most things you can get a traffic ticket for here aren't technically crimes) on all but one minor item (which was dismissed, IIRC).Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you speak with the Fraud department. -- CrazedClerkthe2nd
OW! Rolled my eyes too hard, saw my brain. -- Seanette
she seems to top me in crazy, and I'm enough crazy for my family. -- Cooper
Yes, I am evil. What's your point? -- Jester
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