Sometimes you really, really can't win

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Somebody's kid knocks some bottles of beer off a rack. They fall on the floor and break.

Co-worker cleans up the mess.

Shortly after, somebody complains that co-worker smells of alcohol.

[Shyla]

Doesn't he have a magical change of clothes to pull out of thin air?

[taxguykarl]

[Sarcasm]Of course, it's in the magic incredibly well-stocked back room.[/End sarcasm]

[mjr]

[Sarcasm]Of course, it's in the magic incredibly well-stocked back room.[/End sarcasm]

Exactly. Because as we all know, a back room is just like a TARDIS...

[eltf177]

And, of course, management will pay you to take a shower and change...

[SimonF12009]

And, of course, management will pay you to take a shower and change...

Mine actually did once, I had been unwrapping a pallet of some kind of alcoholic beverage, and accidentally put my knife through one of the cans, which obviously then sprayed all over me. The store manager said that as I only lived 5 mins away, to go home, shower the beer smell away and come back in a new uniform.