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  • #1

    How does this riddle really end?

    We are having a riddle contest at work. Two holiday riddles are posted every day, scores are maintained over the week for most correct answers, and the winners get a Lemax village collection building whose box has some water damage and probably came in as free goods.

    The riddle is: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

    Mind you, I'm not trying to get the answer to win the building. I don't even want it. I'm just posting this to share the creative answer I dropped in the box:

    "Because Homer and Marge had him fixed."
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
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    Well, the right answer is because he had low 'elf' esteem.

    Sorry, not creative enough today to come up with any alternate funny answers.
    Too tired of living and too tired to end it. What a conundrum.

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    • #3
      My answer:

      "I'm not sure, but I heard him say that's the last time he'll sleep in the elephant tent."
      "I live in Los Angeles, and I was on the walk of fame. I was drunk, and I got a henna tattoo that says, 'Forever.'" -Zack Galifianakis

      Call Sophia Moore or Kent E. Ryder for a good time!

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      • #4
        Because he forgot to take his mood elfevators?

        *ducks pineapple*
        -"One ring to rule them all!"-Elias
        -Ask yourself, "WWRKHTSCCJ:TMD?"

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        • #5
          Oooh...that was pretty good, BusBus.
          Too tired of living and too tired to end it. What a conundrum.

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          • #6
            He couldn't find a good "DO it yourElf" book about fixing sleighs?

            *rimshot*

            I'm here till thursday, try the veal!

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            • #7
              He lost his "'Elf' Help" tapes!
              ~*~"If your gift is that of serving others, serve them well. If you are a teacher, do a good job of teaching." -Romans 12:7~*~

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