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    Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed
    quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the
    garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to go back out
    into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain, and the
    wind was blowing 50 mph.

    I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered
    that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the
    house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up
    to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered,
    "The weather out there is terrible."

    She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out
    fishing in that crap?"
    Age and wisdom don't necessarily go together. Some people just become stupid with more authority.

    "Who put the goat in there? The yellow goat I ate."
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