A man on his deathbed

[Lace Neil Singer]

Dave was dying, and he called his wife Becky over to him. "Becky, I must tell you something before I die!"

"Shh, be still," Becky soothed him.

"No, Becky, I must tell you this before I die! I slept with your mother, your sister, and your best friend!"

"I know, dear," replied Becky. "That's why I poisoned you."