A strange little thread, to be sure...
Does anyone dream of their workplace? I actually very, very rarely do. But last night I did have one odd one. I needed to go get my training to get a certificate to drive the forklift so I can help out on truck days or whenever they need me, so I had to drive all the way out to a backwater little store.
The store was so small, they didn't even have a forklift. It went something like this:
Instructor: Okay, now get in the forklift.
Me: Um.. What forklift. We're in a parking lot.
Instructor: Okay, uh... ... uh ... so, here's this car. *A car appears* Pretend it's a forklift and drive it.
Me: It's not my car.
Instructor: Right. I guess. Okay, so let's use a shopping cart!
Me: They're all taken.
Instructor: Okay. ... ... So use this pen. Let's pretend it's a forklift.
Me: *Takes the pen, puts it in pocket*. :-/
Instructor: You're still doing better than half of the other people here.
Then I was eaten by a bear.
Does anyone dream of their workplace? I actually very, very rarely do. But last night I did have one odd one. I needed to go get my training to get a certificate to drive the forklift so I can help out on truck days or whenever they need me, so I had to drive all the way out to a backwater little store.
The store was so small, they didn't even have a forklift. It went something like this:
Instructor: Okay, now get in the forklift.
Me: Um.. What forklift. We're in a parking lot.
Instructor: Okay, uh... ... uh ... so, here's this car. *A car appears* Pretend it's a forklift and drive it.
Me: It's not my car.
Instructor: Right. I guess. Okay, so let's use a shopping cart!
Me: They're all taken.
Instructor: Okay. ... ... So use this pen. Let's pretend it's a forklift.
Me: *Takes the pen, puts it in pocket*. :-/
Instructor: You're still doing better than half of the other people here.
Then I was eaten by a bear.
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