*sigh* My department is getting more and more customer calls. Dangit, we all loved our job because of no customers! Anyway, I recently had this amusing yet annoying scenario.
Me: Myself and I
Customer: Self-explanatory
Me: So I have your consent to run a credit check? *gets an affirmative and runs the check* ...Mmm, you are deposit so you won't be eligible for our free gift.
Customer: Why?!? My credit should be fine!
Me: You would have to talk to Equifax about that, sir.
What I would like to say... I can see your credit report here and you must have been evading that child support for a LONG TIME, weren't you? And your ex really got you good when she caught up to you. That is an impressive amount, by any measure! And the rest of it isn't that great. So basically, that's a nice bridge but I'm not buyin' it.
Yeesh.
Me: Myself and I
Customer: Self-explanatory
Me: So I have your consent to run a credit check? *gets an affirmative and runs the check* ...Mmm, you are deposit so you won't be eligible for our free gift.
Customer: Why?!? My credit should be fine!
Me: You would have to talk to Equifax about that, sir.
What I would like to say... I can see your credit report here and you must have been evading that child support for a LONG TIME, weren't you? And your ex really got you good when she caught up to you. That is an impressive amount, by any measure! And the rest of it isn't that great. So basically, that's a nice bridge but I'm not buyin' it.
Yeesh.
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