Okay, as if yesterday wasn't enough, http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...78#post1168478 , we had some more winners today!
<If you've never been in a Green of Walls, the main register has all the cigarettes behind it. We're talking 5 three-foot sections of 5 shelves each, so ... yeah a lot of cigarettes.>
Guy comes up to the front register this morning, where I am standing. Looks me straight in the eye and asks "Do you sell cigarettes here?" I turn around, look at the FIFTEEN feet of FIVE shelves each of cigarettes ... turn back around and (seriously) deadpan "yeah". Then I got the giggles and the other cashier had to wait on him!
Had customer ask where the saline solution was. I showed them - in the eye care section - but no, they wanted the "drinkable" kind. Huh??
I went outside on my break to smoke a cigarette, minding my own business. A car pulls up, windows open (I'll give them credit for that, given what's coming). A woman gets out of the car and yells "HEY!!!!! Watch my kid!!!!!!!!!!" Ummmm, really? You're asking me to watch the BABY in the car seat in the back? While you go in the store (to buy cigarettes, as it turned out!)??? Okay, let's examine this.
First of all, it's Summer! Temp today at that time was about 90 degrees. Why would you leave your BABY in the car in the first place? The kid wasn't sleeping, was happily drinking a bottle. No reason not to take them with you.
Second, I'm a STRANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, I had on the company uniform, but that doesn't mean I'm not a kidnapper or child molester! (I'm not, by the way) And let's not even THINK about the store's liability if something had happened - since I'm in uniform and all.
Third, you were in the store for about 15 minutes. WTH????? You leave your kid with a complete stranger - who, by the way - you ORDERED to watch your kid for that long?????? Oh the Hell no!
Well, of course, I watched the baby, what else was I gonna do? When you came out, did you thank me? Of course NOT .... just jumped in the car and sped off to your next great adventure!
I bought wine on my way out of work tonight. Strangely, no one at work questioned this decision.
<If you've never been in a Green of Walls, the main register has all the cigarettes behind it. We're talking 5 three-foot sections of 5 shelves each, so ... yeah a lot of cigarettes.>
Guy comes up to the front register this morning, where I am standing. Looks me straight in the eye and asks "Do you sell cigarettes here?" I turn around, look at the FIFTEEN feet of FIVE shelves each of cigarettes ... turn back around and (seriously) deadpan "yeah". Then I got the giggles and the other cashier had to wait on him!
Had customer ask where the saline solution was. I showed them - in the eye care section - but no, they wanted the "drinkable" kind. Huh??
I went outside on my break to smoke a cigarette, minding my own business. A car pulls up, windows open (I'll give them credit for that, given what's coming). A woman gets out of the car and yells "HEY!!!!! Watch my kid!!!!!!!!!!" Ummmm, really? You're asking me to watch the BABY in the car seat in the back? While you go in the store (to buy cigarettes, as it turned out!)??? Okay, let's examine this.
First of all, it's Summer! Temp today at that time was about 90 degrees. Why would you leave your BABY in the car in the first place? The kid wasn't sleeping, was happily drinking a bottle. No reason not to take them with you.
Second, I'm a STRANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, I had on the company uniform, but that doesn't mean I'm not a kidnapper or child molester! (I'm not, by the way) And let's not even THINK about the store's liability if something had happened - since I'm in uniform and all.
Third, you were in the store for about 15 minutes. WTH????? You leave your kid with a complete stranger - who, by the way - you ORDERED to watch your kid for that long?????? Oh the Hell no!
Well, of course, I watched the baby, what else was I gonna do? When you came out, did you thank me? Of course NOT .... just jumped in the car and sped off to your next great adventure!
I bought wine on my way out of work tonight. Strangely, no one at work questioned this decision.
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