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  • Punishment: In walks the biggest cop you've ever seen, ...

    Crime: Female SC complements another customer on her wig then grabs it, trying to yank it off. The other customer isn't wearing a wig.
    This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

    I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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    • Punishment: The hair turns out to be full of bees who have misinterpreted it as a hive. They've made peace with the woman wearing them, but never met the SC before. Sorry, honey, but this queen has a real sting.

      Crime: A teenage boy is angry at DC Marvel that they've killed his favorite character to replace him with a new version, who happens to be of a different race. So he goes to the comic book section of the store with a bottle of peach paint and corrects every new edition of the comic he can find to restore his hero to the way he should be, instantly transforming him into an SC.
      Of course, peach acrylic paint doesn't always stay where it's applied, and has a tendency to drip off the brush in transit.

      Alt Crime: A woman loves zombie movies considerably. So she decides to go to a costume party at the big book store dressed as her favorite one. She's not the SC here. He's coming next. You see, while she's decided to play zombie at the party, he's decided to play cowboy there, and the bullets he shoots into her head upon seeing her are not playthings, but all too real . . .
      Last edited by Kristev; 01-05-2016, 11:52 PM.
      Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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      • Punishment 1: Some of the students of the local beauty school get to use him for practice. They make him look like the girliest teenager. Then he becomes the face of the beauty school. SC will need to get the paint stains out of his clothing using rubbing alcohol.

        Punishment 2: The lady's friends throw a necktie social in the cowboy's "honor" by the nearest tree.

        Crime: Two SCs are harassing other customers while imitating "Bevis and Butthead."
        This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

        I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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        • Punishment: SC is smashed into a wheel stop until they resemble one or the other

          Crime: SC yells at a guy for not holding the door open for her when she was 100 yards away
          ACNL Dream Address: 5300-6013-1370

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          • Punishment: Door smacks SC in the face when she tries to leave.

            Crime: SC walks into a bank wearing an obvious disguise in January. He refuses to remove his mask and gloves before making a transaction with the teller. SC makes a scene when asked to remove the mask. Note: SC is not robbing the bank.
            This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

            I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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            • Punishment: SC is tackled hard by several patrons and won't have to worry about the cold.....or spring and summer's out

              Crime: SC and family walk out of a fast food place leaving a mess
              ACNL Dream Address: 5300-6013-1370

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              • Punishment: The fast food place's staff go to the family's home, eat, and make quite a mess. Then they leave and don't clean up at all.

                Crime: SC's idea of a tip is to tell the waitress to go get a real job after she serves them and their family a ten-course meal with finicky diners and frequent order changes on the busiest Sunday of the year.
                Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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                • Quoth darkroxas45 View Post
                  Crime: SC and family walk out of a fast food place leaving a mess
                  But if the fast food place is on a naval base, you CAN'T walk out without leaving a mess.

                  Punishment: SC gets laid off, only jobs he can find are (his opinion) not "real jobs" in the retail/service sector, and he finds out how hard they actually are.

                  Crime: SC doesn't want anyone else wearing the same gown at her prom, so she gathers up the rest of the dresses in the same style, takes them to the fitting room, and urinates on them. After the prom, she returns her dress and shoes, saying "they didn't fit properly".
                  Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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                  • Punishment: Of course she did. Every other girl at the prom was dressed just like her, but they got the dress at lower prices, thanks to online ordering. She's not only barred from returning her dress and shoes, her parents have to pay for the clothes she ruined. Not to mention that she's arrested for vandalism.

                    Crime: SC is so disgusted at losing all his money at the poker game that he overturns the table and picks up other people's casino chips so he can get his money back.
                    Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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                    • Quoth wolfie View Post
                      But if the fast food place is on a naval base, you CAN'T walk out without leaving a mess.
                      According to MASH that is the wrong type of FAST food

                      Punishment: SC is caught on camera stealing and runs smack dab into a bouncer who lifts SC and tosses them into a waiting police car.

                      Crime: SC likes the hot sauce at the restaurant so much they "Borrow" 10 or 30 bottles.
                      ACNL Dream Address: 5300-6013-1370

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                      • Punishment: SC is fed Da Bomb: Ground Zero.

                        Crime: SC yells at the staff of the club because they won't refund his money. He wants a refund because he didn't get lucky.
                        This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

                        I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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                        • Punishment: Mr T throws SC out of the club and into the Hudson River without clothing HEH HEH HEH

                          Crime: SC watches Elfen Lied in a public place [very violent and nudity]
                          ACNL Dream Address: 5300-6013-1370

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                          • Punishment: Someone else sees it and ... all over SC computer.

                            Crime: SC wants the cashier to meet him in the back so he can "come in the rear."
                            This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

                            I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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                            • Punishment:SC is kicked hard in the juevos by Tiny the Hell's Angels biker and becomes Ms. SC

                              Crime: SC joins a group and goes around with them picketting funerals
                              ACNL Dream Address: 5300-6013-1370

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                              • Punishment: The hearse swerves and hits SC.

                                Crime: SC takes small child to gory horror and demands refund and that cinema pay for therapy for traumatizing child.
                                I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

                                Who is John Galt?
                                -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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