Some friends of the Sturdy Nurse and I were sitting around talking the other night, and as the conversation so often does, it turned to things that had been fished out of bodily orifices. One forensic nurse calls it the... ahem... the Twat Lottery. What will you win when you play?
To date, the assembled group has won in the Twat Lottery, the following:
-- a roll of cash that turned out to be about $3000.
-- a -- punctured -- can of Scrubbing Bubbles that exploded when it was popped out and sprayed everyone.
-- more baggies of pot and vials of crack than could be counted
-- a can of Febreze brand air freshener
-- a can of Barbasol brand shaving cream
-- a sex toy that was still vibrating three days after having last seen the light of day.
-- more immobile sex toys than can be counted
-- beer bottles
-- soda bottles
-- a shattered light bulb
-- intact light bulbs
-- soda cans
-- beer cans
-- a screwdriver
-- a Barbie doll
And much, much more, I might add. Everyone's a winner when they play the Twat Lottery!
To date, the assembled group has won in the Twat Lottery, the following:
-- a roll of cash that turned out to be about $3000.
-- a -- punctured -- can of Scrubbing Bubbles that exploded when it was popped out and sprayed everyone.
-- more baggies of pot and vials of crack than could be counted
-- a can of Febreze brand air freshener
-- a can of Barbasol brand shaving cream
-- a sex toy that was still vibrating three days after having last seen the light of day.
-- more immobile sex toys than can be counted
-- beer bottles
-- soda bottles
-- a shattered light bulb
-- intact light bulbs
-- soda cans
-- beer cans
-- a screwdriver
-- a Barbie doll
And much, much more, I might add. Everyone's a winner when they play the Twat Lottery!
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