So, this afternoon I had to go to the post office. THE UNITED STATES POST OFFICE. USPS. I patiently wait in line. Then, it's the Gentleman's in front of me turn to go to the counter. He marches up. He puts his package on the counter. And announces:
"I need to mail this Fed Ex."
Cue every pair of eyes in the store turning to look at him.
"I need to mail this Fed Ex."
Cue every pair of eyes in the store turning to look at him.
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