Funny Spam Subject Lines

[Dips]

Not a subject line but an excerpt from the first line of the body:

My Name Is Ahmed A--Dam, I want your partnership in re-profiling
>funds(5.2USD)deposited in a security Firm

Hot Dog! I can retire on my share of $5.20 in American dollars!

[Difdi]

It wasn't actually spam, but I used to get emails from Volunteers of America's assisted living program. Thing is, they insisted on putting the acronym for the division in the subject line.

Every single email from them got caught 100% of the time by spam filters. Why? Because every email had VOAGRO in it.

[AlleyCat]

"Get an instant Green Card"
"Work in the USA"

mmm ... with 9.1% unemployment and a fear-hatred of people with a possible Middle Eastern appearance and accent, I think not.

Oh yeah, and dozens of more jobs is now automated.

[Andara Bledin]

I go through my spam folder about once a month, if that often. Here are some of the highlights:

Equipment Upgrades
Germany gets first strike with extra inch
Germany shows Portugal the strength in an extra inch
Portugal regrets not bringing herbal supplements
Hot Latinas banged by Germans
Boobs as big as balloons
So hard you can break an egg
Michelle Obama shows her warmer side
How to get her to suck

Sex Sells
$Celebrity's sex scandal exposed at funeral

Financial Scams
This mail is respectfully yours
This message belongs to the owner of this email address

I'm curious to know what Portugal did to get Germany angry, and why the first lady is useful for selling "herbal supplements." The last one in that category amused me just because of where I'm posting this.

^-.-^

[Cooper]

Most of my spam is standard, but for a while I got spam that was like this:

Subject: Iojw rae imjoa nerw aojf.

Message:

Iojw er amnf apew rnfa ows enrj. Apve wrnac wero ufia wens roiepw. Nca r woe uspr. Vwe iurnca poewi ncrae. Wpoirn caoi wenrc poae wnrc.

It wasn't any language, (according to google translate) just pure gibberish structured like it was English and the person had a form of dyspraxia so horrible there was no hope of them ever communicating in writing.

[Merriweather]

My favourite was just a run of the mill spam ad for some "aid" of some kind (pills or enlargers, something like that). What made it funny was the obviously computer generated return on it - it was from Lois Lane. Guess superman isn't so very super......

[dalesys]

... from Lois Lane. Guess superman isn't so very super......

Man of Kleenex, Woman of Steel!