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  • #31
    Quoth lordlundar View Post
    Too much work. The match is easier.
    My feelings exactly.
    Everything I do goes through...

    Think About It Central

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    • #32
      Quoth Can I Help Your A$$? View Post
      How much porn d'you suppose a person has to look at?
      http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...ld+of+warcraft

      Mongo
      I never lost my faith in humanity. Can't lose what you never had right?

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      • #33
        I dunno can 2697 at 10% before the puter crashed count?

        Cause I tried fixing a computer that the person all they did was download porn from peer to peer servers, and the original virus software was from on of these networks as well. Needless to say after the computer crash I just reformatted
        It feeds, it grows, it clouds all that you will know
        Deceit, Deceive, Decide just what you believe

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        • #34
          Lovely vid Mongo
          "I reject your reality and substitute my own"....Adam Savage-Mythbuster

          Must remember to stop using "brain of death" on slower morons.... I meant customers.

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          • #35
            That song happens to be in a Broadway musical entitled "Avenue Q". It's like Sesame Street for grown-ups, with classics like, "Everyone's a Little Bit Racist", "if You Were Gay", and my personal favorite "You Can Be As Loud As The Hell You Want When You're Making Love."

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            • #36
              I recently cleaned up an ancient laptop that had 380 pieces of spyware (among that 90 instances of the Smitfraud-C trojan--that was all sorts of fun to remove). The owner grabbed the computer back from me before I was able to get a virus scan to run.
              "I am quite confident that I do exist."
              "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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              • #37
                Quoth lordlundar View Post
                Too much work. The match is easier.
                And more fun!
                I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

                Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!

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                • #38
                  what the hell does commit sideways mean?

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                  • #39
                    Quoth yahurd View Post
                    what the hell does commit sideways mean?
                    Hari Kari (aka suicide.) It's one of the "Mom-isms" I grew up with.
                    Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                    • #40
                      Over 35k in a friend's old computer

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                      • #41
                        Quoth yahurd View Post
                        what the hell does commit sideways mean?
                        Sideways= Sepuku, for those who don't know how to spell it.
                        "I call murder on that!"

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                        • #42
                          My record for a spyware scan was 110, 822 items. Almost all the Firefox cookies were infected. I hated to admit defeat, but that was a "REFORMAT NOW!!!"

                          The student ended up leaving her computer here for 2 weeks.

                          SC: “Yeah, Bob’s Company. I'm Bob. It's my company.” - GK
                          SuperHotelWorker made my Avi!!

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                          • #43
                            Quoth technical.angel View Post
                            My record for a spyware scan was 110, 822 items. Almost all the Firefox cookies were infected. I hated to admit defeat, but that was a "REFORMAT NOW!!!"

                            The student ended up leaving her computer here for 2 weeks.
                            See, now for me in that case, a half stick of dynamite is a viable option.
                            I AM the evil bastard!
                            A+ Certified IT Technician

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                            • #44
                              This thing was physically and electronically dirty. I made the work study students do the actual touching of it, and used a pen to interact with the power button.

                              So, if she didn't come pick it up, I was thinking about blowing it up, but only if I could make it implode. No use spreading the ick around.

                              :: shudder ::

                              SC: “Yeah, Bob’s Company. I'm Bob. It's my company.” - GK
                              SuperHotelWorker made my Avi!!

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